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Is 'twatwaffle' a real word?

Phoebe HalliwellPhoebe Halliwell
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Or is it just a made-up Bump word that's fun to say? I only ask because I just called Carrie Prejean a twatwaffle on my FB page and would be mildly mortified if it ended up being some actual super-vulgar expression akin to 'cvnt.'
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Re: Is 'twatwaffle' a real word?

  • a.gravesa.graves member
    I have heard it before the bump. My friends have said it to me. LOL.
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  • shell1016shell1016 member

    This made me laugh!

    Urban dictionary:

    . twatwaffle 239 up, 42 down love it hate it

    watwaffle (twat-wah-full):
    n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others.
    n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b.
    v.1 To ban; to totally pwn.
    "That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle."
    or...
    "I was twatwaffled by @Blue-Six....it hurt, a lot."
    2. twatwaffle 174 up, 91 down love it hate it

    Complete idiot. Dipshit, assrod. You get the idea.
    Bush voters are such twatwaffles..
    by Miikro Jun 14, 2004 share this
    3. twatwaffle 102 up, 43 down love it hate it

    occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.
    When Jerri first heard of what getting a twatwaffle was, things just got real for her.

     

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  • hainesherwayhainesherway
    It's a made up word.  I've heard it only on theknot, thenest, and thebump.  I'm not sure exactly what it means though.  I think it's similar to "douche".
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  • wranglercowgrl87wranglercowgrl87
    imageshell1016:

    This made me laugh!

    Urban dictionary:

    . twatwaffle 239 up, 42 down love it hate it

    watwaffle (twat-wah-full):
    n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others.
    n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b.
    v.1 To ban; to totally pwn.
    "That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle."
    or...
    "I was twatwaffled by @Blue-Six....it hurt, a lot."
    2. twatwaffle 174 up, 91 down love it hate it

    Complete idiot. Dipshit, assrod. You get the idea.
    Bush voters are such twatwaffles..
    by Miikro Jun 14, 2004 share this
    3. twatwaffle 102 up, 43 down love it hate it

    occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.
    When Jerri first heard of what getting a twatwaffle was, things just got real for her.

     

    #3-ROFL

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  • a.gravesa.graves member
    imageshell1016:

    This made me laugh!

    Urban dictionary:

    . twatwaffle 239 up, 42 down love it hate it

    watwaffle (twat-wah-full):
    n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others.
    n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b.
    v.1 To ban; to totally pwn.
    "That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle."
    or...
    "I was twatwaffled by @Blue-Six....it hurt, a lot."
    2. twatwaffle 174 up, 91 down love it hate it

    Complete idiot. Dipshit, assrod. You get the idea.
    Bush voters are such twatwaffles..
    by Miikro Jun 14, 2004 share this
    3. twatwaffle 102 up, 43 down love it hate it

    occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.
    When Jerri first heard of what getting a twatwaffle was, things just got real for her.

     

    :giggles:

     

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  • heathercaraheathercara
    I just had to say I loved definition #3...perfect!
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  • aubie96aubie96 member
    OMG, urban dictionary always cracks me up.  #3 is hilarious.
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  • hainesherwayhainesherway
    #3 is the literal definition, LOL!
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  • floridakatfloridakat

    Personally, I prefer "twatlobster", but it seems to have fallen out of current vogue lately.

    FWIW, I wouldn't use the word "twat" in polite company. (And by "polite company", I mean my parents. LOL)

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  • Phoebe HalliwellPhoebe Halliwell
    imagefloridakat:

    FWIW, I wouldn't use the word "twat" in polite company. (And by "polite company", I mean my parents. LOL)

    Yeah, me neither. But 'twatwaffle' just seems like such a silly, harmless word next to 'twat,' which just sounds vulgar. So I went there. Oh well. My mom is one of my FB friends but she probably doesn't know what a twatwaffle is and wouldn't be scandalized by it (or my use of it) even if she did. And only one of my FB friends seems to have taken offense so far, and that seems to be centered more around my opinion of Carrie Prejean in general, rather than my use of the word 'twatwaffle.' :)

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  • Mrs. BZMrs. BZ
    imageshell1016:

    This made me laugh!

    Urban dictionary:

    . twatwaffle 239 up, 42 down love ithate it
    watwaffle (twat-wah-full):
    n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others.
    n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b.
    v.1 To ban; to totally pwn.
    "That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle."
    or...
    "I was twatwaffled by @Blue-Six....it hurt, a lot."
    2. twatwaffle 174 up, 91 down love ithate it
    Complete idiot. Dipshit, assrod. You get the idea.
    Bush voters are such twatwaffles..
    by Miikro Jun 14, 2004 share this
    3. twatwaffle 102 up, 43 down love ithate it
    occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.
    When Jerri first heard of what getting a twatwaffle was, things just got real for her.

     

    LOL
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