My FUN preemie delivery 27wks 3day...believe it or not :P

So, ten days before I delivered I was on my way to school and I got really dizzy and then sweaty.  So, I pulled over and called 911...Oh the embaressment.  ANyways, I get to the hospital and they hooked me all up.  My doctor said "are you feeling those contractions" I said "yep, I have been having those for weeks now...since I was 17wks" I just thought because they weren't painful they were braxton hicks.  He checked me and I was 1 cent. dialated.  They gave me a shot of breathean (sp?) and some procardia and sent me home b/c the contractions stopped.  Well, that was a Friday.  Saturday I called the hospital b/c they came back and they increased the procardia.  Sunday afternoon they came back again so we called and they asked us to come to the hospital.  They gave me a shot of breathene and my BP dropped to 50/30 WOW!!! That felt awful.  Guess, I can't have breathene anymore.  So, they started me on MAG!!! at about 3am they sent me to a larger hospital with a NICU unit.  I kept having contractins but they weren't painful.  Just a tight feeling.  Eight days at the hospital and several rushes to the delivery unit later...On the 28th of April at 10am they hooked me up for the daily FM session.  At 10:15 the nurse came rushing in and said "hey, are you finally feeling those?"  I said yep, they are actually painful this time"  They paged the doctor and I called my husband. I told him to drop what he was doing and rush to the hospital.  The doctor came in and said..." I thought you told me you weren't having a baby today" He checked me as I breathed deeply though the pain and he said well, you are 10 and you bag is bulging.  All I could do was laugh though the contractions.  They got me to LD and I asked for pain meds they said well, it will make the baby sleepy so...no.  They doctor said to me well we want you to push on the next contraction...Well, my husband wasn't there yet so I told him...Nope, it is my vagina and you can't make me..The whole room bust out in laughter.  So, I started talking with the nurses and the doctor had the craziest look on his face and he said do you realize you are 10 cent dialated.  I said please don't be a doctor right now...be a father...so we kept on talking and joking around what else could I do...focusing on the pain wouldn't have helped.  Finally, my husband came bursting through the door and I waited for the next contraction.  I pushed as hard as I could and my water broke.  It shot to the back wall, celing and showered everyone staring at my va jay jay.  I busted out laughing.  They checked me again and I was 6 not 10.  The doctor said oh, well we have a few hours before he comes.  We were thinking about pain meds or an epi when all of a sudden I had a drop in my bottom and I had to push...this was like 5 min after they said oh, we have a few hours.  They rush everyone back in and one long push he came in to the world but not before more water came out and go in the mouth of one of the doctors EWWWWW!!!! She said oh, so amno fluid is salty.  My son was born at 12:40pm 4/28/09 a little over 2 hours after my contractions started.  He was pink and crying nothing like they prepared me for.  I was so happy.  So, no pain meds but a very healthy preemie and a shower for the doctors