DS peed all over himself when I was changing him, but I must have missed it, so after I got him diapered I kissed his face and my lips were all wet. I was like WTF, then I looked at him, his face was wet, his outfit, the changing table cover. He peed and I totally got it in my mouth.
Booze, it's what's for dinner


Birth - 7 lbs. 7 oz., 20 inches
1 Month - 9 lbs., 5 oz, 21 inches
2 Months - 11 lbs., 4.5 oz, 23 inches
4 Months - 14 lbs, 1 oz, 26.5 inches
6 months - 16 lbs, 1 oz, 28.75 inches
9 months - 18 lbs, 6 oz, 29.25 inches
1 Year - 21 lbs, 6 oz, 31 inches
2 Years - 28 lbs., 37 inches
Re: i have a funny pee story too