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does two headed sperm = twins?

mystic_Jmystic_J
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Yeah, my DH has sperm with two heads, and I had some gooey stuff come out of my lady bits.....does that mean I could be knocked up with twins?

But, I'm not fishing, promise. I have lurked a LOT. Wink

Ha ha ha. Just kidding. Trying to add some newb spice up in here.

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  • Kie310Kie310 member
    Dude - I didn't read who wrote the post at first - I almost spit wine all over my computer!!
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  • sarai0316sarai0316 member
    LOL!!! Too funny!
    Married for 10 years, TTC 5 years
    dx: Male Factor Infertility, low sperm count, low motility
    History:
    3 Clomid IUI's=3 BFN
    took a break from trying for the last 3 years
    Currently:
    met with doctor 2/2/16, actively TTC #1 again, excited
    Psalm 113:9 "He gives the childless woman a family, making her a happy mother. Praise the LORD!"
    ***Fost/Adopt Parents, 1 y/o, 3 y/o***

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  • mystic_Jmystic_J

    imageKie310:
    Dude - I didn't read who wrote the post at first - I almost spit wine all over my computer!!

    I am glad that I could be of service!

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  • bobbidallbobbidall

    imageKie310:
    Dude - I didn't read who wrote the post at first - I almost spit wine all over my computer!!

    You guys are cracking me up...

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  • SavatSavat
    Dude, I snorted when I read the title of this :)
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  • sazzettesazzette
    You are wrong, you are having quads! lol
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  • mystic_Jmystic_J

    imageSavat:
    Dude, I snorted when I read the title of this :)

    I have decided to take my bad morphology with a grain of salt and a sense of humor!

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  • Mrs. BZMrs. BZ
    imagejme515:

    Yeah, my DH has sperm with two heads, and I had some gooey stuff come out of my lady bits.....does that mean I could be knocked up with twins?

    But, I'm not fishing, promise. I have lurked a LOT. Wink

    Ha ha ha. Just kidding. Trying to add some newb spice up in here.

    Was your DH smokin something when you had sex? This may be the culprit.
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  • mystic_Jmystic_J

    imagesazzette:
    You are wrong, you are having quads! lol

    Oh sh*t! I smell a TLC show in my future!

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  • sazzettesazzette
    imagejme515:

    imagesazzette:
    You are wrong, you are having quads! lol

    Oh sh*t! I smell a TLC show in my future!

    BE careful, those types of sperm are so potent that they might keep dividing and you could end up getting multiples of the multiples. JME and her multiples coming soon to TLC! lol 

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  • mystic_Jmystic_J
    imageMrs. BZ:
    imagejme515:

    Yeah, my DH has sperm with two heads, and I had some gooey stuff come out of my lady bits.....does that mean I could be knocked up with twins?

    But, I'm not fishing, promise. I have lurked a LOT. Wink

    Ha ha ha. Just kidding. Trying to add some newb spice up in here.

    Was your DH smokin something when you had sex? This may be the culprit.

    Now that you mention it, I think we were both smoking crack at the time! OMG- I am more prego than day old spaghetti!

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  • mystic_Jmystic_J
    imagesazzette:
    imagejme515:

    imagesazzette:
    You are wrong, you are having quads! lol

    Oh sh*t! I smell a TLC show in my future!

    BE careful, those types of sperm are so potent that they might keep dividing and you could end up getting multiples of the multiples. JME and her multiples coming soon to TLC! lol 

    Oh my god! Like Sporing! How asexual of me!

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  • Mrs. BZMrs. BZ
    imagesazzette:
    imagejme515:

    imagesazzette:
    You are wrong, you are having quads! lol

    Oh sh*t! I smell a TLC show in my future!

    BE careful, those types of sperm are so potent that they might keep dividing and you could end up getting multiples of the multiples. JME and her multiples coming soon to TLC! lol 

    Title for her new show "Jme & Jon + 12"
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  • sazzettesazzette
    imagejme515:
    imagesazzette:
    imagejme515:

    imagesazzette:
    You are wrong, you are having quads! lol

    Oh sh*t! I smell a TLC show in my future!

    BE careful, those types of sperm are so potent that they might keep dividing and you could end up getting multiples of the multiples. JME and her multiples coming soon to TLC! lol 

    Oh my god! Like Sporing! How asexual of me!

    Who needs sex, CM, fertility drugs if you can have a DH with super sperm! LMAO 

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  • mystic_Jmystic_J
    imageMrs. BZ:
    imagesazzette:
    imagejme515:

    imagesazzette:
    You are wrong, you are having quads! lol

    Oh sh*t! I smell a TLC show in my future!

    BE careful, those types of sperm are so potent that they might keep dividing and you could end up getting multiples of the multiples. JME and her multiples coming soon to TLC! lol 

    Title for her new show "Jme & Jon + 12"

    Sounds good, as long as I don't have to cut my hair like that....

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  • Mrs. BZMrs. BZ
    imagejme515:
    imageMrs. BZ:
    imagesazzette:
    imagejme515:

    imagesazzette:
    You are wrong, you are having quads! lol

    Oh sh*t! I smell a TLC show in my future!

    BE careful, those types of sperm are so potent that they might keep dividing and you could end up getting multiples of the multiples. JME and her multiples coming soon to TLC! lol 

    Title for her new show "Jme & Jon + 12"

    Sounds good, as long as I don't have to cut my hair like that....

    Nah, you gotta come up with your own. Maybe a mullet?
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  • bobbidallbobbidall
    imagejme515:
    imageMrs. BZ:
    imagesazzette:
    imagejme515:

    imagesazzette:
    You are wrong, you are having quads! lol

    Oh sh*t! I smell a TLC show in my future!

    BE careful, those types of sperm are so potent that they might keep dividing and you could end up getting multiples of the multiples. JME and her multiples coming soon to TLC! lol 

    Title for her new show "Jme & Jon + 12"

    Sounds good, as long as I don't have to cut my hair like that....

    ha ha ha ha!!!  What is up with her hair????!!!

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  • sazzettesazzette
    imagejme515:
    imageMrs. BZ:
    imagesazzette:
    imagejme515:

    imagesazzette:
    You are wrong, you are having quads! lol

    Oh sh*t! I smell a TLC show in my future!

    BE careful, those types of sperm are so potent that they might keep dividing and you could end up getting multiples of the multiples. JME and her multiples coming soon to TLC! lol 

    Title for her new show "Jme & Jon + 12"

    Sounds good, as long as I don't have to cut my hair like that....

    Oh please NO! 

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  • mystic_Jmystic_J
    imageMrs. BZ:
    imagejme515:
    imageMrs. BZ:
    imagesazzette:
    imagejme515:

    imagesazzette:
    You are wrong, you are having quads! lol

    Oh sh*t! I smell a TLC show in my future!

    BE careful, those types of sperm are so potent that they might keep dividing and you could end up getting multiples of the multiples. JME and her multiples coming soon to TLC! lol 

    Title for her new show "Jme & Jon + 12"

    Sounds good, as long as I don't have to cut my hair like that....

    Nah, you gotta come up with your own. Maybe a mullet?

    Bossy b*tch in the front, party in the back...?

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  • mystic_Jmystic_J
    Ladies, its been fun. Now I'm off to my *awesome* team player evening! Woot! See you b*tches tomorrow! XOXO
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  • sazzettesazzette
    Have fun! :/ lol
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  • uvalori85uvalori85

    hahaha. you are hilarious!

    i still fail to see how those people said you were mean and unsociable. stupid, stupid people!

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  • Kie310Kie310 member
    Try to have some fun!
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  • Married2MrWrightMarried2MrWright member
    ROFLMAO!  Too funny!
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  • KK2004KK2004 member
    LOL! I think we'll probably be seeing some siggy pics on this one. 
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