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Can somebody throat punch my co worker... (long)
so I don't get fired from doing it? Please??
Reason #1: So I'm wearing a top that apparently shows the very tops of my nasty boob stretch marks when I'm leaning over (this shirt will be trashed as soon as I get home).
She goes "Ewwww what are those red lines on your boobs?!" Keep in mind there are 2 other co-workers in the front office at the time who were talking to me until she butted in (1 of them being my MALE boss). I was completely mortified & speechless. My boss (the male) tried turning his face away to his phone to be nice & pretend he didn't hear her. Seriously?? Can someone be this rude???
Reason #2: She leaves the office as I try to hold back tears. She comes back 10 minutes later saying why she still doesn't want to get PG after 7 years of marriage while her DH is dying to start a family. She says she "enjoys smoking way too much." She plans on cutting her smoking down to 1-2 cigarettes per week during her pregnancy & doesn't know if she wants to do that yet. Seriously?? She is going to continue to smoke during pregnancy?! I asked her this & her answer was "my friend smoked 2 per week while PG & her baby turned out fine." 
Stupid biitch.
I was finally adjusting to the fact that I will have these stretch marks forever on my boobs & it's all worth it... now this dumb_whore has to announce them to my office. I'm so emotional right now... I want to bawl.
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Re: Can somebody throat punch my co worker... (long)
Definitely deserves a throat punch. I don't think I could've held back in saying something snarky to her for #1 looking at your chest while you're bending over and #2 having the nerve to say something about something she saw on your chest while doing this.
GL to her and her stupid future smoker baby. And to her DH...they'll need it.
::throat punching coworer now::: when should i stop?
1st off ::hugs:: The marks should lighten so they arent noticeable and they are 100% worthwhile. Dont let anyone tell you otherwise!
2nd off I volunteer! She seriously needs that and to be taken to be spayed so she can never spawn. Who would want to have little hers running around? I'm sorry you keep having to deal with such stupid ignorant people.
THAT little trash bag. She is pitiful. Who says that?! You are beautiful and they can be covered, always remember that.
And, just to make you feel better, I have stretch marks on my DAMN LEGS due to the adema (sp?) I had with DD. It's horrible.
She is obviously ignorant and not worth your time.
I'm sorry, hon.
awe honey, i'm sorry. she's just jealous because you are such a fabulously cute mama! not to mention she is extremely rude .
you are right though she is a *** and I will TP her for ya
Those stretch marks on your boobs will fade. Trust me. My dh doesn't even know I used to have them and he really likes my boobs
Are you quitting your job when your daughter arrives? Because if the answer is yes, I would totally b!tch slap that lady if I were you. At least tell her that smoking is disgusting and if she wants to harm her unborn fetus than she isn't fit to be a mother.
Sorry, I'm in a fowl mood...
I will punch her if you punch mine. Your's sounds like a nasty SOB!
I don't have much of a reason but I am just a little annoyed today (PMS?). She keeps singing and humming and it is driving me up the wall! She is one of those women who yes has a nice voice but she thinks she is Aretha Franklin or something and belts out in song ALL DAY LONG!! But I know if I say anything it will come out mean and I don't want to do that so I just fester inside. Arrggg shut up!!
omg, that's hilarious.
Thanks ladies... I love you all!
Sare- yes I am quitting after baby arrives... I will be a SAHM, but they don't know that yet! I think I may take your advice & shove her own foot up her asss (I don't want mine touching her scum) on my last day. I sort of feel better haha.
OMG ::dies::
All I have to say is... jealousy!! Let it eat her alive, and don't let her know it bothers you. What a biitch!!
On a side note - I have stretch marks on my (little) boobs, and I'm not pregnant! She'll have lines around her ugly mouth, and everyone can see those.
Wow. She's a piece of work
... I'll make a house call to her on your behalf! I applaud you for not saying something like how great of a mother you will be versus the monster of one she might be, so it's good she doesn't want kids... the rest of the world doesn't want her having them either.
OMG you should totally get a bunch of people to meet her out in the parking lot!!
Apparently she has no social cues either. Biitch!
Ditto This!
That's just terrible, and I'm so sorry you had to go through that! It's TOTALLY worth it! I'd gladly cover my boobs with stretch marks right now if it meant a baby was in my ute!
You're a million times more beautiful than her nasty self, so try not to let her bring you down. I'm sure she's dreaded just as much by the others that hears what she said. I'm sure they feel bad for you, and are shocked at her statement.
What a biitch! Ugh.
I won't ask... you just get started! LOL
::revs up engine:: I am heading east now...LOL
When bleeding commences!
LOL to that reply!
I'm sorry you have to deal with idiots commenting on your boobs - first Mr FedEx and now her! She really sounds like a doll...
Only 2 months until you never have to deal with her again!
well said!
My God; your co-worker is poison!
OMG! What a bitttch!!
You won't have the stretch marks forever. Hope your day gets better.