3rd Trimester

Funny Questions your DH/SO has asked?

So yeah, I know another Dh post, but I forgot to include it in my last post. 

So I lost my MP today, and texted my hubby that it happened.  He immediately called back and said he was on his way home.  I asked him why and he said, "Well isn't that whats keeping the water in?"

I died laughing on the phone.  Poor guy.  I told him it really didn't mean anything, could be labor starts soon, could be 2 weeks, but I was excited bc progress is progress.

Anyone else's hubby just as clueless?

Re: Funny Questions your DH/SO has asked?

  • Amazing!

    At least he didn't think that the baby would fall out!

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  • OH my!! that is so funny!!!

    DH asked when I am going to start "similacing"... And he keeps asking if I've had my "show" yet...

  • imageSuparstarz714:

    OH my!! that is so funny!!!

    DH asked when I am going to start "similacing"... And he keeps asking if I've had my "show" yet...

    Ok I guess its my time to be clueless, what is "similacing"?

  • I just spit out my chocolate milk!!!! Sometimes it is so cute how clueless men are sometimes. AWWW
  • lol... this is what my DH keeps calling lactating...
  • DH doesn't have any random questions. I think he looks stuff up online or talk to the guys at work (there's four babies being born there including ours). He's mentioned a few times "Oh I read this article online that says it's pretty common" or he'll say "So and so said that.....". So he's informing himself somehow! haha
  • According to my DH the baby furniture we need are a) a playpen, so she can be put in there and be "safe and contained" (his words). and b) a basket for her to sleep in.

     

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  • HA! DH asked the same thing when I told him I lost mine!! O and I went into labor the same day I lost mine. My water broke at almost exactly this time! Hmmm... maybe some of my luck will rub off on you...

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  • J&C - love it!  That is really cute that he is all informed.

    Leah - will any basket do?  haha love these silly boys

    Dgurl - one can only hope!

  • My SMRT DH told me not to swallow gum becuase it would clog the umbilical cord and our baby would die. 
  • DH keeps asking if I've had my "bloody show" yet--he's joking because he is just quoting a line from "Knocked Up."

    However, when I get a contraction now, he gets a somewhat terrified look on his face like he thinks everything is just going to explode out of me at that very moment.

  • imageleahbrazil:

    According to my DH the baby furniture we need are a) a playpen, so she can be put in there and be "safe and contained" (his words). and b) a basket for her to sleep in.

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    That's funny! It shows he's putting some thought into it though!!?
  • imagenerdsbride:
    My SMRT DH told me not to swallow gum becuase it would clog the umbilical cord and our baby would die. 

    gotta love this one!

  • imageSuparstarz714:

    imagenerdsbride:
    My SMRT DH told me not to swallow gum becuase it would clog the umbilical cord and our baby would die.?

    gotta love this one!

    Definitely! This one is hilarious!
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