Suck it.
Yes, you heard me right. Suck. It.
I don't know what point you're trying to prove, but I get it. And I'm OVER it. Seriously. I know you work, you've done it before. I'm only asking for nine more months, then I'm done. You can live out your life in peace. I won't ask anything of you ever again. Humor me? Please.
It's not like I'm asking you to be Michelle Dugger or anything.
Sincerely,
The One Who Could Have You Surgically Removed

Re: Dear Girly Parts,
((hugs))
I'm sorry.
:-( sorry the parts are not being very cooperative.
(((hugs))) I'm so sorry you are having these issues bubs.
I love how you are still able to be humorous about it though! That last line made me LOL.
Im sorry you are having a hard time but you seriously made me LOL. I wish you and your girly parts luck.
Liam is 5!
You take my ovaries, I take your yarns.
Alex (11/14/06) and Nate (5/25/10)
"Want what you have, do what you can, be who you are." - Rev. Forrest Church