Parenting

Dear Girly Parts,

Suck it. 

Yes, you heard me right.  Suck.  It.

I don't know what point you're trying to prove, but I get it.  And I'm OVER it.  Seriously.  I know you work, you've done it before.  I'm only asking for nine more months, then I'm done.  You can live out your life in peace.  I won't ask anything of you ever again.  Humor me?  Please.

It's not like I'm asking you to be Michelle Dugger or anything.

Sincerely,

The One Who Could Have You Surgically Removed

Kill all my demons and my angels might die too. -Tennessee Williams

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You take my ovaries, I take your yarns.

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