Mine is fairly recent....
When Roo (my dog) was a puppy, he had to go out really bad, he still hadn't gotten down the "letting me know" part so he would let me know any way he could. Well one time he came up to me, literally smacked me in the face with his paw, giving me a black eye. A really bad one. Well my actual eye looked like it had blood in it so I went to the ER. Imagine trying to explain that your 6 month old puppy really did give you a black eye!
...So it's not super embarrassing...so I'll give you another one. This one is sexual so look away if you're skittish!
When DH and I first started dating we were fooling around, and I went down on him. Well it was really cold and in the middle of winter and I got a bloody nose, um, all over him. I was so embarrassed that I just froze up, getting even more blood everywhere.
Well there you have it. Your turn!
Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment?
LOL it's late and I'm barely coherant, BUT I can share my last horrifyingly embarrassing moment....
Being pregnant I don't get much in the ways of sex, BUT one night the DH and I were in the middle of it annnnnnnd I let out the most heinous fart ever conceived. He just stopped and looked at me with the most indignant face I've ever seen and I cracked up and couldn't stop laughing for a good 10 minutes. :P
I felt bad, but it was beyond hilarious, so not all bad. :P
LMAO!!!
I have to think about it...ok so We're at Marshals and I had to fart really bad so as DH is looking through the racks I back my butt into one and let it go. I had NO idea it was going to be THAT bad, but it was, and of course people started walking by and it was not masked at all by the clothes. DH wouldn't even stand by me it was so bad lol, he said he didn't want them blaming him!
DH and I went on a cruise for our honeymoon in the Caribbean and on one of our stops, we decided to walk to the beach from the dock instead of getting a cab (because we'd heard it "wasn't very far") - so we set off, in 90 degree heat, and it ended up being like 3 miles to the first public access point. We were tired, hot, dehydrated and totally cranky - and I was being difficult, because I get like that under those circumstances...
Anyway, we ended up getting into a pretty decent yelling match on the beach in front of a bunch of people - I was crying, and everyone was just staring at us. We made up real fast once we realized how ridiculous we were being and finally just sat down in front of a resort and finally got some rest...and then laughed the whole thing off because we knew we'd never see those people again since we were SO far away from where our ship had docked.
Fast forward 2 days, we're at one of the shows and this lady a few rows in front of us turns around and goes "Hey! You were that couple that had that fight on the beach in Grand Cayman!". Apparently the group of people at the beach were from OUR cruise ship and that was where their expedition had taken them. We were both mortified - but they laughed it off with us and we ended up sitting with them for the show and had a lot of fun.
ok, I'll share one. Probably not my most embarrasing one, but it came to mind first so...
My DH, while we were dating, took me out to this beautiful spot in the bush over looking the river near our town. We parked our car on the side of the gravel road (we didn't know where the road lead. looked like it didn't go anywhere as it was hardly ever used.) so we ended up making out and fooling around out there on the look-out. Later we decided that it was time to go only to realize that I had somehow dropped the car keys. Great, the path way was somewhat tall grass and gravel, so we searched for like an hour. Nothing. So, we called some people from our cell phone to come and get us cause it was getting dark. No one was around. So I called my uncle, hoping he wouldn't ask us what we were doing. He came and got us and we decided to leave the car there (we had no choice i guess) tilll the next day and we would search for the keys agian. The next morning, my mom phones me saying that the cops phoned her. (the plates on the car were in her name) she tells me that the cops recieved a call from a lady that was concerned about people that had trespassed on her property and had not left yet, seeing as the car was still there. So the cops had run the plates, finding that not only was our car on private property, but the plates had also expired the day before. We talked to the cops and uncomfortably explained that we had lost the keys in the bush somewhere where we were making out and had to leave the car there for the night. He laughed at us and decided not to charge us for not having valid plates and gave us an extension.
So, yeah.