I'm starting an "I hate Jillian" (aka Shred B!#@h) club

redstars93 · May 2009

Who's with me???

Seriously, by the end of each shred session I hate her with the white-hot passion of a thousand fiery suns.

I also hate that high-intensity chick on the left too. She mocks me with her high stepping and super-deep squats.

*blondiem* · May 2009

I am so with you. We have started muting it (my DH does it with me) and putting on music instead. I can't stand Jillian, her voice, or her abdominal muscles

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Crazycrustacean · May 2009

redstars93:
I also hate that high-intensity chick on the left too. She mocks me with her high stepping and super-deep squats.

She mocks me too. ?

kelbrian · May 2009

I am so sick of her that I am going to the 'other side' - I just ordered a DVD by Bob Harper. A forty minute weightloss yoga DVD.?

I hate her. I can't stand listening to her or watching her and that Natalie chick.

redstars93 · May 2009

I lurve Bob! I wish he did the Shred instead.

If I was on the Biggest Loser and they assigned me to Jillian I would ignore her and shadow Bob instead.

betsnup · May 2009

I hate Natalie way more than I hate Jillian.

But I did tell DH that we should take a drink everytime Jillian says something about "phoning it in." She uses that term way too much.

KittenGator · May 2009

"If you're looking for a modification for this exercise- THERE IS NONE. I have 400 lb people who can do jumping jacks"

*@&#&@&&^%$?

Echowysp · May 2009

KittenGator:
"If you're looking for a modification for this exercise- THERE IS NONE. I have 400 lb people who can do jumping jacks"
*@&#&@&&^%$

And then Anita shakes her head like you'd be some kind of loser for even thinking it.

redstars93 · May 2009

KittenGator:

"If you're looking for a modification for this exercise- THERE IS NONE. I have 400 lb people who can do jumping jacks"

*@&#&@&&^%$

Imagine being the poor 400-lb person who has to train with her?!?!

::shudders::

redhead1214 · May 2009

I just ordered the DVD the other day.

You guys have me skerred..............

KittenGator · May 2009

Echowysp:
KittenGator:
"If you're looking for a modification for this exercise- THERE IS NONE. I have 400 lb people who can do jumping jacks"
*@&#&@&&^%$?
And then Anita shakes her head like you'd be some kind of loser for even thinking it.

F*ck Anita, too. Her and her abs that you have to "earn."?

Echowysp · May 2009

KittenGator:
Echowysp:
KittenGator:
"If you're looking for a modification for this exercise- THERE IS NONE. I have 400 lb people who can do jumping jacks"
*@&#&@&&^%$
And then Anita shakes her head like you'd be some kind of loser for even thinking it.
F*ck Anita, too. Her and her abs that you have to "earn."

I'll be more impressed if she earns them back after popping a kid or two out.

kelbrian · May 2009

Echowysp:
KittenGator:
Echowysp:
KittenGator:
"If you're looking for a modification for this exercise- THERE IS NONE. I have 400 lb people who can do jumping jacks"
*@&#&@&&^%$?
And then Anita shakes her head like you'd be some kind of loser for even thinking it.
F*ck Anita, too. Her and her abs that you have to "earn."?
I'll be more impressed if she earns them back after popping a kid or two out.

Seriously. None of them have had kids. I don't like looking at them, because their bodies just are not attainable for me, not with my genetics or 'child bearing hips.' I am switching over to Bob because I'd rather stare at him than at Jillian.?

KittenGator · May 2009

kelbrian:
Echowysp:
KittenGator:
Echowysp:
KittenGator:
"If you're looking for a modification for this exercise- THERE IS NONE. I have 400 lb people who can do jumping jacks"
*@&#&@&&^%$?
And then Anita shakes her head like you'd be some kind of loser for even thinking it.
F*ck Anita, too. Her and her abs that you have to "earn."?
I'll be more impressed if she earns them back after popping a kid or two out.
Seriously. None of them have had kids. I don't like looking at them, because their bodies just are not attainable for me, not with my genetics or 'child bearing hips.' I am switching over to Bob because I'd rather stare at him than at Jillian.?

Exactly. Show me your stretch marks or you gets no respect.

And they're fitness models, so they get PAID to work out. That's their job. Damn right they'd better be in shape. I'll slapaho.?

redstars93 · May 2009

Echowysp:
KittenGator:

"If you're looking for a modification for this exercise- THERE IS NONE. I have 400 lb people who can do jumping jacks"

*@&#&@&&^%$

And then Anita shakes her head like you'd be some kind of loser for even thinking it.

Oh my God. You know her name! That almost makes it worse when she mocks me. Now it's personal.

redstars93 · May 2009

I'm loving the animosity in this thread.

Yes

KittenGator · May 2009

redstars93:
Echowysp:
KittenGator:

"If you're looking for a modification for this exercise- THERE IS NONE. I have 400 lb people who can do jumping jacks"
*@&#&@&&^%$?
And then Anita shakes her head like you'd be some kind of loser for even thinking it.
Oh my God. You know her name! That almost makes it worse when she mocks me. Now it's personal.
?

Well the high stepping biitch is Natalie. I hate her. She steps all high, lunges all deep and puts tons of effort into her "jump rope" all while staring at your pathetic hot mess of a self. I swear she knows about my pp pooch.?

kelbrian · May 2009

KittenGator:
redstars93:
Echowysp:
KittenGator:

"If you're looking for a modification for this exercise- THERE IS NONE. I have 400 lb people who can do jumping jacks"
*@&#&@&&^%$?
And then Anita shakes her head like you'd be some kind of loser for even thinking it.
Oh my God. You know her name! That almost makes it worse when she mocks me. Now it's personal.
?
Well the high stepping biitch is Natalie. I hate her. She steps all high, lunges all deep and puts tons of effort into her "jump rope" all while staring at your pathetic hot mess of a self. I swear she knows about my pp pooch.?

Jillian knows about mine. I hate when she says, "You know that belly pooch that you don't like so much? These will help you get rid of that."

She is judging me. JUDGING. U dont no my lyfe! ?

KittenGator · May 2009

kelbrian:
KittenGator:
redstars93:
Echowysp:
KittenGator:

"If you're looking for a modification for this exercise- THERE IS NONE. I have 400 lb people who can do jumping jacks"
*@&#&@&&^%$?
And then Anita shakes her head like you'd be some kind of loser for even thinking it.
Oh my God. You know her name! That almost makes it worse when she mocks me. Now it's personal.
?
Well the high stepping biitch is Natalie. I hate her. She steps all high, lunges all deep and puts tons of effort into her "jump rope" all while staring at your pathetic hot mess of a self. I swear she knows about my pp pooch.?
Jillian knows about mine. I hate when she says, "You know that belly pooch that you don't like so much? These will help you get rid of that."
She is judging me. JUDGING. U dont no my lyfe! ?

I love quoting quoted quoted quoted quotes. Good times.

She looks me right in the eye when she says that, like "kitten, you know that belly pooch that YOU have from having Alana?" I swear, I can almost hear her say that. Her non-verbal communication skills are amazing.?

Echowysp · May 2009

redstars93:
Echowysp:
KittenGator:

"If you're looking for a modification for this exercise- THERE IS NONE. I have 400 lb people who can do jumping jacks"

*@&#&@&&^%$

And then Anita shakes her head like you'd be some kind of loser for even thinking it.

Oh my God. You know her name! That almost makes it worse when she mocks me. Now it's personal.

Shiit, Jillian says them about a bazillion times.

jenifairies · May 2009

LOL @ this whole thread.

I got through about 5 minutes ondemand, told her to fvck off, then sat down to watch The Soup.

KittenGator · May 2009

Echowysp:
redstars93:
Echowysp:
KittenGator:

"If you're looking for a modification for this exercise- THERE IS NONE. I have 400 lb people who can do jumping jacks"
*@&#&@&&^%$?
And then Anita shakes her head like you'd be some kind of loser for even thinking it.
Oh my God. You know her name! That almost makes it worse when she mocks me. Now it's personal.
?
Shiit, Jillian says them about a bazillion times.??

Yeah, like they're BFFs or something. At least she doesn't call them Nat and Nita. Maybe she does in the 2nd video- I don't know.?

*blondiem* · May 2009

KittenGator:
Exactly. Show me your stretch marks or you gets no respect.
And they're fitness models, so they get PAID to work out. That's their job. Damn right they'd better be in shape. I'll slapaho.

OMG.

/dead

kelbrian · May 2009

jenifairies:
LOL @ this whole thread.
I got through about 5 minutes ondemand, told her to fvck off, then sat down to watch The Soup.

I told her to fuuck off today. I tried level 2 yesterday and am SO sore. I got through five minutes of level 1 today, told her to shove it, and turned it off. I'm now eating decadent chocolate cake.?

redstars93 · May 2009

Jillian is like that bitchy older sister who always makes me feel bad about myself. Um, I already have one. STFU Jill!

This is probably why I bought 2 cupcakes, 2 slices of cheesecake, 2 lemon squares and 2 apple turnovers at the bakery today. That b!tch is going to make me fat. Cake

*blondiem* · May 2009

kelbrian:
jenifairies:
LOL @ this whole thread.
I got through about 5 minutes ondemand, told her to fvck off, then sat down to watch The Soup.
I told her to fuuck off today. I tried level 2 yesterday and am SO sore. I got through five minutes of level 1 today, told her to shove it, and turned it off. I'm now eating decadent chocolate cake.

Kel finally got her chocolate cake!!!! Did you buy it, or did your DH?? ;o)

jade_sweatpea · May 2009

My sister and I did it for the first time this morning and she kept saying "no breaks!" I wanted to choke her out. WTF do you mean no break? _bitch I need some water before I pass the hell out! I'm going to keep doing it though

redstars93 · May 2009

jade_sweatpea:
My sister and I did it for the first time this morning and she kept saying "no breaks!" I wanted to choke her out. WTF do you mean no break? _bitch I need some water before I pass the hell out! I'm going to keep doing it though

The hatred will fuel you; it's better than speed (I would assume...). You know you've reached maximum impact when you're yelling at the TV while sweat is pouring down your face.

Ah, good times.

jenny&ben112506 · May 2009

Natalie cheats on the lunge/curl thing. And every time Jillian makes mention of how "these girls don't even cheat" when they are doing the lateral raises/sideways lunges I yell back at her "Natalie does." Sometimes with an f-bomb.

brandonsfuturewife07 · May 2009

i really just hate the word "shred" more & more everytime someone posts about it.

kelbrian · May 2009

*blondiem*:
Kel finally got her chocolate cake!!!!? Did you buy it, or did your DH?? ;o)

Heh, we ordered oh-so-healthy pizza, and I ordered a piece of chocolate cake. DH ordered tiramasu. Yum!?

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