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3rd Trimester
The Stupidist PG woman ever...
First let me start by saying I wish I was making this up. As I sat today waiting to sign up for my epi, they were running behind (all because of this woman), I over hear the following conversation. so save space I have only written the pregnat womans questions (PGW- Pregnant Woman).
PGW- I have heard that an Epi will result in me having to have an Epistiotiy and them sucking the baby out with a vacume
PGW- I have heard that if I have the Epi I will have vericose vains
PGW- I have heard that if I have the Epi I will have hemroids for the rest of my life
PGW- I have heard that if I have the Epi I will never enjoy sex again
There were more but I can't remember them all, so when I go in the nurse apologizes about running behind, I say no that is fine and ask (becaus I am a smart alec)
So if I have the Epi I have heard I will have to wear glasses for the rest of my life, at which point the nurse loses it and says "can you belive her, this is her 7th pregnancy"
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Re: The Stupidist PG woman ever...
did you say seventh?
Happily Married DH on 11/11/06
*My life revolves around a bunch of boys!*
Proud Mommy to these angels:
TP - Lost baby & my tube 10/12/14;
MM at 13 wks - March 2007 &
Rainbow babies:When I had an epi....
1. no episiotomy
2. no vacuum
3. no vericose veins
4. better sex
5. no rhoids
This! Does she need pain meds? She could probably just fart and the kid would fall out!
LMAO! too funny!
LMAO
pPROM at 27 weeks, Birdy born at 28 weeks at 2lb 7oz.
If she thought all these things would happen why would she want to sign up for it ,and after 7 kids omg lol