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The Stupidist PG woman ever...

Cella_24Cella_24
in 3rd Trimester

First let me start by saying I wish I was making this up. As I sat today waiting to sign up for my epi, they were running behind (all because of this woman), I over hear the following conversation. so save space I have only written the pregnat womans questions (PGW- Pregnant Woman).

PGW- I have heard that an Epi will result in me having to have an Epistiotiy and them sucking the baby out with a vacume

PGW- I have heard that if I have the Epi I will have vericose vains

PGW- I have heard that if I have the  Epi I will have hemroids for the rest of my life

PGW- I have heard that if I have the Epi I will never enjoy sex again

There were more but I can't remember them all, so when I go in the nurse apologizes about running behind, I say no that is fine and ask (becaus I am a smart alec)

So if I have the Epi I have heard I will have to wear glasses for the rest of my life, at which point the nurse loses it and says "can you belive her, this is her 7th pregnancy"

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