I just got asked if I was having a baby by my cleaning guy. As a refrain from stabbing him, I just replied "Nope, just fat. But thanks!"
He just walked away.
I admit this shirt is not all that flattering, but I guess the 30 day shred isn't helping my lower gut much. Damn bloat. Is it bloat if it stays there all the time? lolz. Thanks Mr. Cleaning Guy! Made.my.day.
::goes back to starving self::
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I just posted this on your blog but figured I would say it here too. No lie. I was asked Saturday and Fox and Hound. Mr. Creepy Bar Man sat there and watched me drink two or three beers and when I got up to go meet my brother and D at the shuffle board table, he kinda followed. Standing there right next to me he reaches out his hand and it all happened so fast that I didnt have time to think. Next thing I know he is touching my belly. MY FAT for petes sake and asking me when I am due. My repsonse:
"Im not, im just fat."
Mr. Creepy Bar Man "Oh no, no your not. Must be the shirt"
Um, is that the save all to you just insulting me? And not only insulting me but actually touching me!?! NO ITS NOT!
Just thought I would share.
Karrey--I saw! I promise that if the day comes that I am pg, if someone touches the belly I will go apeshit.
1. WTF makes you think you can touch a stranger and esp in a personal place like that. Hello, that's close to downtown area! No thank you!
2. What kind of comeback is that? How about "You have that glow," or some BS of the like. Not "Must be the shirt." Dumbarse.
3. THAT's why uou didn't answer me about dinner Sat night. You were partying it up at the bar. Sad face. Lol
I felt like it. But I just kept walking. He should feel lucky.
That sounds like it was fun, and draining! No, I didn't notice your post. I hope the boil was fun!
They're fixing damn Myspace IM now. You see that? Bah!
Ouch. I am so sorry!!!!! If it makes you feel better, I never once thought you looked chubby when I met you at the cookie swap! I thought you were adorable.
And I guess I am in the minority on the belly touching. I didn't mind it at all.