Kids say the funniest things... what has yours said?

Lady Galadriel · May 2009

Today ds asked if he could learn to sew so he can make things to sell on Etsy.

Brookie-Cookie · May 2009

mine just says a lot of daddadadadadad dada da da dadada at this point but my often tells the story of when my bro was 4ish and was looking through an old photo album full of black and whites. He looked up at her alarmed and asked "When did the world get colour?"

so what is your DS going to sell of Etsy?

luvlieK · May 2009

Mine only says uh-oh and a variation of guitar ;o) oh and woof

jen5-03 · May 2009

Our local playground has gravel under the equipment. When DD gets a rock in her shoe she'll tell you "Rock in shoe!". So DD has recently PTd and mostly wears panties. One morning, when we had been inside all morning, she gets a concerned look on her face, starts grabbing at her bottom and tells me

"Rock in heiny Mama! Rock in HEINY!"

She had a *major* wedgie, so I pulled her undies out of her crack and she announced "All better!". She's said it several times since then too!

Temp76535187505890 · May 2009

I dont have any from DS but I have one about my brother and me. I have no idea how old we were....3 (me) and 5 (bro) maybe? I got new thongs (shoes) for the summer and was going around telling people about my "songs." My brother apparently had had enough and says "Laurie, they aren't Songs. Read my lips....they're FONGS!"

lar1203 · May 2009

ass_! i said it the other day while talking to dh and clear as day, devin said, "ass_".

lolabean08 · May 2009

DD totally has my stubborn personality... this morning I called her over to eat breakfast, and she said "No way!" She ALWAYS says "NO!" and I think the "way" part was a total fluke, but yeah, I'm in trouble. She's only 13 months. I guess someone (cough*me*cough) needs to stop saying "no" to her. It's just the easiest, quickest way to get her to stop bathing her doll and herself in the dog's bowl. Now she tells herself no before sticking her hands in his bowl. Pictures on my blog of her "bathing" her doll.

tommigirle · May 2009

well, lucy is a 7-word show right now but i used to nanny for a set of 2 year old twins. one day alex ran in to the living room where i was and yelled "timmy playing with the poo-poo tape!" poo-poo tape ended up = toilet paper. no idea where he came up with that one!

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same boy also said to me, "erin, where you hide your penis? in your bum?" (we were changing after swim lessons). that one freaked me out!!! ?

proudarmywife08 · May 2009

Well, Dh and I think its funny that DD tries to say nearly everything we say. Her favorites lately are "giggity" which she thinks is just hilarious. She'll say it and then giggle. She also likes to say "wipeout" while in the bath. DH taught her that one. Huh?

lolabean08 · May 2009

tommigirle:
well, lucy is a 7-word show right now but i used to nanny for a set of 2 year old twins. one day alex ran in to the living room where i was and yelled "timmy playing with the poo-poo tape!" poo-poo tape ended up = toilet paper. no idea where he came up with that one!

same boy also said to me, "erin, where you hide your penis? in your bum?" (we were changing after swim lessons). that one freaked me out!!!

That cracks me up. My 4 year old niece asked my sister why her brother's vagina was all puffed out!

thejennigirl · May 2009

Dear Lord, where do I start?

When my FIL retired, Xavian got really excited. We went to a family picnic and someone asked Xavian if he and Grandpa were spending more time together, to which Xavian replied, "Sure! Grandpa's retarded now & is driving Mommy and Daddy crazy!"

Korra & I were in the grocery store when I was pg, and she was eyeing the canned goods. I asked her what she was looking for, "For the babies that mommies eat."

A woman was feeding her baby a bottle at the park and Xavian asked her, "Are your boobs broke? They look big enough to feed your baby."

And my very fave:

"Daddy & me & Korra went to the store and bought you a craft storage thing for your birthday. Don't tell Dad, it's a secret!"

AmandaHearn · May 2009

When DS was little he always mispronounced 'Chex' as 'Sex'. Well, one day, DH took him to the grocery store to give me a little break Well evidently, while they were turning the corner of a very busy isle in Walmart our son spotted the Chex and began yelling frantically "I need SEX!!!! I NEED SEX!!!!" DH said everyone just stared and he was quite embarrased.

A few short weeks later, they were once again at the grocery store, this time Kroger. DS evidently tooted and just had to tell daddy. So with his most misgevious look and voice he began shouting that he had pooped on the food (he was sitting in the cart seat).

When I told DS that we were having another baby, I asked what he hoped for. He told me a boy. I told him that we don't get to pick, so it might be a girl too. He then informed me that if it were to be a girl, we would need to pack it up in a box and send it to someone. (He was always asking me what I was doing sending out packages because of my brief addiction to trading on Diaper Swappers.) Eventually he decided that we could give the baby to Grandma, and now he's okay with baby girl all together. Thank goodness!

And now his big thing, when he gets mad at me, is to stomp off to his room and say "I quit! I just quit!"

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