LGBT Parenting

What's your plan

for ensuring your children grow up gay so we can take over the world?

Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

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Re: What's your plan

  • imageGroomzMcFinehiney:

    for ensuring your children grow up gay so we can take over the world?

    Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    We just met - but I luv you already!

    We're only going to play broadway hits and Queen while the baby is in-utero.  That should work right? Stick out tongue

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  • We'll make sure we introduce them to Audrey before birth, oh and if it's a girl we'll sign her up for Softball before she can walk, and a boy we'll take him to dance lessons.

     

    Your funny, I make post on this board just to hear from you.

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  • I just purchased a onsie that says, "They are raising me gay" and this baby's first pair of rainbow baby legs.

     

    I think this is a good start.  If it doesn't actually make the baby gay, it will make my MIL make funny funny faces that entertain me.

  • imageAimeeLori:

    I just purchased a onsie that says, "They are raising me gay" and this baby's first pair of rainbow baby legs.

     

    I think this is a good start.  If it doesn't actually make the baby gay, it will make my MIL make funny funny faces that entertain me.

    You will have quite a few lurkers on this board. You all are hilarious!

  • SHHH!!!!!  No one's supposed to know about the plan for world domination! Wink
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  • World Domination!  I'm still working on getting the toaster.
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  • You only get the toaster after you get your official wallet card. Oh, and make sure the gay that referred you gets credit.
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  • imagemlwurster:
    World Domination!  I'm still working on getting the toaster.

    LMAO!  I actually sent my first lesbian fling a toy toaster oven - she loved it! Stick out tongue

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  • imageJoySeattle:
    You only get the toaster after you get your official wallet card. Oh, and make sure the gay that referred you gets credit.

    You wouldn't think the recruitment process is so difficult, but that paperwork is such a pain-all of the signatures!

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