for ensuring your children grow up gay so we can take over the world?
Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

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Re: What's your plan
We just met - but I luv you already!
We're only going to play broadway hits and Queen while the baby is in-utero. That should work right?
We'll make sure we introduce them to Audrey before birth, oh and if it's a girl we'll sign her up for Softball before she can walk, and a boy we'll take him to dance lessons.
Your funny, I make post on this board just to hear from you.
I just purchased a onsie that says, "They are raising me gay" and this baby's first pair of rainbow baby legs.
I think this is a good start. If it doesn't actually make the baby gay, it will make my MIL make funny funny faces that entertain me.
You will have quite a few lurkers on this board. You all are hilarious!
sahm ~ toddler breastfeeder ~ cloth diaperer ~ baby wearer
LMAO! I actually sent my first lesbian fling a toy toaster oven - she loved it!
You wouldn't think the recruitment process is so difficult, but that paperwork is such a pain-all of the signatures!