I need to shower and ummmm poop but...

SouthernBellelovesaYankee · May 2009

I am terrified of missing the doc when he comes 'round.

I would then have to wait eons for him to come back because I was in the bathroom for 30 minutes trying to poop because I have been plauged with 'roids.

Lilly923 · May 2009

Hold it in! Hold it in!

::passes deodorant and body spray::

Tinkermeg · May 2009

Can you have FI keep watch and tie the doctor to the bed until you're done???

Or he could could tell you if the doc stops by and you can run out of the bathroom soaking wet or midpoo?

hula_lula · May 2009

Leave a sign on your bed: Dear Doctor Asswad. I'm in the bathroom. Do not leave, hell come on in. We need to have a chat. And I'm going to be a while, since I've developed some ass-grapes from sitting in this fvcking hospital bed for the last week of my life.

Love,

SBLAY

SouthernBellelovesaYankee · May 2009

Tinkermeg:

Can you have FI keep watch and tie the doctor to the bed until you're done???

Or he could could tell you if the doc stops by and you can run out of the bathroom soaking wet or midpoo?

Sadly, I spend my days alone.

FI returned to work this past week once we learned there was no hope for us.

taelir · May 2009

Hold off on the shower, but go ahead and poop.

Have FI watch the door, and if the doc comes in just carry on a conversation mid-poop. I bet the doc votes to induce you right then.

Ktindall · May 2009

Leave door open while showering and pooping that way you will not miss the dr.

SouthernBellelovesaYankee · May 2009

hula_lula:

Leave a sign on your bed: Dear Doctor Asswad. I'm in the bathroom. Do not leave, hell come on in. We need to have a chat. And I'm going to be a while, since I've developed some ass-grapes from sitting in this fvcking hospital bed for the last week of my life.

Love,

SBLAY

OH MY GOD! I am dying!! Absolutely dying!! Ass-grapes, bah!!

nofreespeeches · May 2009

hula_lula:

Leave a sign on your bed: Dear Doctor Asswad. I'm in the bathroom. Do not leave, hell come on in. We need to have a chat. And I'm going to be a while, since I've developed some ass-grapes from sitting in this fvcking hospital bed for the last week of my life.

Love,

SBLAY

you said ass-grapes. bwahahahaha.

taelir · May 2009

Shiit, I vote for the ass-grapes sign since FI isn't there.

And leave the bathroom door wide open. lol

Tinkermeg · May 2009

SouthernBellelovesaYankee:
Tinkermeg:

Can you have FI keep watch and tie the doctor to the bed until you're done???

Or he could could tell you if the doc stops by and you can run out of the bathroom soaking wet or midpoo?

Sadly, I spend my days alone.

FI returned to work this past week once we learned there was no hope for us.

Then I go for the note...or set a trap...

SouthernBellelovesaYankee · May 2009

You guys are killing me with the LOLcats and dogs.

KILLING ME.

hula_lula · May 2009

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rommelea · May 2009

Yes, I think a 1-2 punch is in order here. Tape hula's note to the door with a little note that says... please come on in and wait. Then make sure you are on the toilet with the door wide open waiting. When doc comes in, just start up conversation as if you were in the hospital bed.