3rd Trimester

I have an f-ing grapefruit in my pelvis, that's what.

If DH keeps asking "What?" when I make little noises to get up off of our couch, I'm going to throat punch him. I feel like this baby (who according to the latest u/s has a giant head inherited from his/her FATHER) is so low that if I sneeze, the baby will fly out and start swinging from the umbilical cord like Tarzan. Seriously- my pelvis bone feels like it's getting split in 2 like a wishbone every time I have to get up from sitting or lying down.

Ow. Ow. Ow.

(Vent over.)?

Re: I have an f-ing grapefruit in my pelvis, that's what.

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