If DH keeps asking "What?" when I make little noises to get up off of our couch, I'm going to throat punch him. I feel like this baby (who according to the latest u/s has a giant head inherited from his/her FATHER) is so low that if I sneeze, the baby will fly out and start swinging from the umbilical cord like Tarzan. Seriously- my pelvis bone feels like it's getting split in 2 like a wishbone every time I have to get up from sitting or lying down.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
(Vent over.)?
Re: I have an f-ing grapefruit in my pelvis, that's what.
Max born July 25
Big sisters Alex and Layla
That's even more annoying than my husband's responses to my aches and pains.... "well hunny, you're pregnant. What did you think would happen?"
You should step it up to throwing a melon in his crotch.