Peace out (with a parting funny...) (long but worth it)

Crumb8609 · May 2009

I'm off to 3 tri... and I can't believe it. It's been fun. See some of you on the flip side!

Good luck and enjoy the funny...

-The Washcloth-

--- "I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am . I had just shipped everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
8:45 AM . The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't
have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't
going to be able to give the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to
make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was
called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I undressed,
hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and
pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an
extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond. After the
appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the
day was normal ... Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when
my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom,
'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.' ---