My girlfriends and I went to the Spring Parade of homes yesterday. Inside one of the last houses, the realtor was in the kitchen working. It was a reverse two story and the stairs were near the realtor. I came bouncing up them behind my friends and the realtor gave me the stink eye and said "I don't think it's a good idea for you to be running up the stairs." I politely responded with "I'll do it while I still can". Then she got all hateful and put her hands on her hips and scowled "you're not very smart and you're just asking to trip and fall". I walked right past her face and said "eat a bowl of diccks lady and mind your own business."
Re: Left her speechless and it was awesome! NBR
even klassier.