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::sniff:: smell that? yup, it's another newb

AshtonsMomAshtonsMom
in Trying to Get Pregnant

::places right hand on TCOYF, raises other hand::

I, AshtonsMom, do solemnly swear not to be a hopelessly lost newbie 'round these parts.

I shall lurk, google, and consult TCOYF before asking asinine questions.

Grammar and punctuation are my friends.

I shall remember that early pg symptoms are practically identical to AF symptoms, and hence...mean nothing!

Fishing for confirmation on phantom symptoms will only catch a snark shark (and thus, I will be solely responsible for the new arsehole that has been ripped in my hind-quarters)

However all-knowing and all-seeing GPers seem, no one actually has a window to my ute via satellite and therefore can neither confirm nor deny the existence of my spawn.

And preggo is spaghetti sauce.

Amen...and now I shall commence the TTC.

So hi and GL to all!

 

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