Trying to Get Pregnant

My bump is bigger than your bump

And I'm not pg!

I swear some of you first tri ladies (I'm looking at you Monkey and MSC) have flatter tummies that I do (not saying your teesy-weensy bumps aren't adorable cause they are). I could post a belly pic right now that would be a convincing 13 wk photo.

::hangs head in shame over faux baby bump::

Re: My bump is bigger than your bump

  • i SO feel your pain...
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  • ::sighs:: can i please join that club? trust me I am qualified.  
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  • i'm with you im not pg either and my 'bump' is the size of like 10 or 13 weeks. ugh more sit ups is a must!!
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    I have to confess that I took like seven pics until I had one where I didn't have crazy bloat. I'm so vain. I probably think this post is about me. (*hums*
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  • Very shameful confession -

    I was in a baby store getting a gift for my pg friend. Saleslady asks how far along I am. I lovingly place my arms of love around my precious bump and say 12 Weeks.

    She goes, "Oh, I thought so."

  • Very shameful confession -

    I was in a baby store getting a gift for my pg friend. Saleslady asks how far along I am. I lovingly place my arms of love around my precious bump and say "12 Weeks."

    She goes, "Oh, I thought so."

  • imageMrsSummitCounty:
    I have to confess that I took like seven pics until I had one where I didn't have crazy bloat. I'm so vain. I probably think this post is about me. (*hums*

    Hahahaha, I would do the EXACT same thing...points to ticker.

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  • imageMrsSummitCounty:
    I have to confess that I took like seven pics until I had one where I didn't have crazy bloat. I'm so vain. I probably think this post is about me. (*hums*

    Totally!! Me too. DH took a close up and I was like "hell no, I'm not posting that".

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    i'm with you im not pg either and my 'bump' is the size of like 10 or 13 weeks. ugh more sit ups is a must!!

    Starting sit ups tonight!

  • imagejessicasue87:
    i'm with you im not pg either and my 'bump' is the size of like 10 or 13 weeks. ugh more sit ups is a must!!

    This is true for me too!  This has been bummin' me out lately.  I was thinking that if I don't get my BFP this cycle, the silver lining will be that I have some more time to flatten by belly and lose a little weight so I can feel better about myself.

  • I'm right there with ya!

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  • imageMrsSummitCounty:
    I have to confess that I took like seven pics until I had one where I didn't have crazy bloat. I'm so vain. I probably think this post is about me. (*hums*

    Hahaha, this sounds like something I would do too. Stick out tongue

  • imagebabygirlpriest:

    Very shameful confession -

    I was in a baby store getting a gift for my pg friend. Saleslady asks how far along I am. I lovingly place my arms of love around my precious bump and say "12 Weeks."

    She goes, "Oh, I thought so."

    Ha!! Not funny that she though you were pg, but funny that you went with it.

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  • My biggest problem is my lower belly.  I wouldn't mind the rest, but I have always had that belly.  Even when I was younger.  I am so curious to see what happens if I get pregnant.  Will that just round out?  I'm totally afraid I will have 2 bumps! 

     

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  • I got a treadmill for my birthday (yes I asked for it). I have been using it and the ab lounge, 10wk bump still there. Great part is hopefully I will loose enough that I will camo my belly after BFP.

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    My biggest problem is my lower belly.  I wouldn't mind the rest, but I have always had that belly.  Even when I was younger.  I am so curious to see what happens if I get pregnant.  Will that just round out?  I'm totally afraid I will have 2 bumps! 

    LOL Kristen...two bumps! You are cute.

  • I have a perma-bump.  I had a gut before I had DS, even though I've always been normal-sized everywhere else.  Post-baby, I got the (big) pooch and skin that will never go away.  After we have the next baby, I'm going under the knife for a tummy tuck! 
  • Yep, I could easily pass as 12 weeks pregnant. I'm not sure I'll be able to hide it very long once I am pregnant, and I really don't want everyone to know til 10 or 12 weeks, but I may have no choice. Tongue Tied
  • When people talk about their baby bumps, I just ramble on about my cupcake bump. :)
  • imagebabygirlpriest:

    Very shameful confession -

    I was in a baby store getting a gift for my pg friend. Saleslady asks how far along I am. I lovingly place my arms of love around my precious bump and say "12 Weeks."

    She goes, "Oh, I thought so."

    OMG that's too funny. This happened to me once too. I was house hunting with DH and I was wearing a very flowy top that I guess led the woman to believe I was PG. She's like and the crib can go here... I'm like WTF I'm never wearing this shirt again, AND I'm going on a diet.
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