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NGPR: Just For Laughs

Marielle0430Marielle0430 member
in Trying to Get Pregnant

Fall Classes for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Monday, Aug 31, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
 
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
 
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined
 
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
 
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
 
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.  
 
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

FET to TTC #2: 9/29/14 Beta on 10/8/14 = BFP!
DS #1 Born 1/3/11 after IVF #1
4 failed IUIs, including 1 CP
PCOS
TTC since 2008

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Re: NGPR: Just For Laughs

  • 2P'sNaPod2P'sNaPod
    Where can I sign up MDH?
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  • SarahCMSarahCM member

    Love it!

    Can I sign my DH up for class 3? Actually, he never lifts the lid, and just pees on the seat. Grrrr.?

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  • jshay778jshay778
    My DH needs all of the above!
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  • MegsInWales49MegsInWales49
    eh, I probably need most of those classes more than my FI...
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  • alpRNalpRN
    I need to send DH to class six.  He is so bad that he has fallen asleep in bed watching TV and I will change the channel.  An hour or so later, he will wake up irritated that I changed the channel.
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  • SarahCMSarahCM member

    imagealpRN:
    I need to send DH to class six.? He is so bad that he has fallen asleep in bed watching TV and I will change the channel.? An hour or so later, he will wake up irritated that I changed the channel.

    that is bad. If it were me, I would turn the TV off once he fell asleep. ?

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  • AJflowersAJflowers member
    I'm enrolling DH if the laundry hamper lesson also covers the chair in our bedroom vs. the hamper.
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  • ilovetolaughilovetolaugh member
    If only these were real......DH needs this! LOL

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  • alpRNalpRN
    He only does it if it is a sports game of some type. He will wake up, change the chanel to see the score, and then go back to sleep.  If I am tired, I will just go to sleep but if not I just change it back.
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