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Speidi Registry

I know we've had a couple speidi posts and as much as I'd like to not bring up their names, this was too funny not to post!

 

Heidimontag_l The Hills' fair-haired evil duo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are reportedly getting set to marry this weekend for the 505th time and we got our hands on the pair's "top-secret" gift registry. Here's a sneak peek:

  • A lifetime membership to the Botox Babes of America club
    Requested: 1
    Still need: 0
  • Actors to play paparazzi outside the ceremony
    Requested: 20
    Still need: 14
  • Actors to play paparazzi on the honeymoon
    Requested: 5
    Still need: 4
  • Yellow crime tape to keep certain, ahem, relatives from objecting
    Requested: one roll
    Still need: one roll
  • Woman with decent singing voice to sing Heidi's music "backstage" at reception
    Requested: 1
    Still need: 0
  • Camcorder to record future sex tape all the festivities
    Requested: 1
    Still need: 1
  • A  plane ticket to Crested Butte, Co. just in case someone needs to clear their head
    Requested: 45
    Still need: 28
  • Top-shelf tequila? and lots of it
    Requested: 5 cases
    Still need: 1 case

Re: Speidi Registry

  • Woman with decent singing voice to sing Heidi's music "backstage" at reception

    LOL so true

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  • LOL

    Thanks for sharing!

  • LOL.... I cant believe they got married. (I think it was official last weekend) AND ACTUALLY WENT TO CABO! Um, hello, Swine Flu anyone????
  • Awesome! 

    I wish Spencer Pratt would get his stupid face pushed in.

  • So glad they don't get press coverage over here...
    ?Transatlantic Blonde?
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    it's called a kilt, he's scottish
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  • Bcb` you are the best at getting the dish on speidi!  Keep it up! Big Smile
  • imageLeadiabetic_R_Star7:
    LOL.... I cant believe they got married. (I think it was official last weekend) AND ACTUALLY WENT TO CABO! Um, hello, Swine Flu anyone????

    Did you see this post

  • imageEstene:
    Bcb` you are the best at getting the dish on speidi!  Keep it up! Big Smile

    They are quickly becoming the new Octo-whore

  • imageBcbscorp:

    imageLeadiabetic_R_Star7:
    LOL.... I cant believe they got married. (I think it was official last weekend) AND ACTUALLY WENT TO CABO! Um, hello, Swine Flu anyone????

    Did you see this post

    I missed that post!  FUNNY! 

  • imageBcbscorp:

    imageEstene:
    Bcb` you are the best at getting the dish on speidi!  Keep it up! Big Smile

    They are quickly becoming the new Octo-whore

    Fo Sho!

  • imageMelaina25:
    So glad they don't get press coverage over here...

    E4 now has a Hills double bill every afternoon...so I hope the lack of press coverage keeps up- hopefully between Jordan and Peter and the "stars" of Big Brother there are enough fake celebs to keep the paparazzi busy!

  • imageEstene:
    imageBcbscorp:

    imageLeadiabetic_R_Star7:
    LOL.... I cant believe they got married. (I think it was official last weekend) AND ACTUALLY WENT TO CABO! Um, hello, Swine Flu anyone????

    Did you see this post

    I missed that post!  FUNNY! 

    ahah... they are toooooo much!
  • She should have registered for some bridesmaids too.  I wonder who will stand up there with her.  Anyone think her sister will??
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  • I think in the OP pic, you can still see Heidi's old nose...before the hair extensions, nose job, lip injections, and boob job.  Why do 23 year olds feel the need to look younger???

  • imagekdodge423:
    For people who seem to hate them so much, you sure do care a lot about what they are doing.

    I think it's more of a time killer, it's a car crash, you can't help but look (and in this case laugh).

  • That is funny... thanks for sharing.
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