I know we've had a couple speidi posts and as much as I'd like to not bring up their names, this was too funny not to post!
The Hills' fair-haired evil duo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are reportedly getting set to marry this weekend for the 505th time and we got our hands on the pair's "top-secret" gift registry. Here's a sneak peek:
- A lifetime membership to the Botox Babes of America club
Requested: 1
Still need: 0
- Actors to play paparazzi outside the ceremony
Requested: 20
Still need: 14
- Actors to play paparazzi on the honeymoon
Requested: 5
Still need: 4
- Yellow crime tape to keep certain, ahem, relatives from objecting
Requested: one roll
Still need: one roll
- Woman with decent singing voice to sing Heidi's music "backstage" at reception
Requested: 1
Still need: 0
- Camcorder to record future sex tape all the festivities
Requested: 1
Still need: 1
- A plane ticket to Crested Butte, Co. just in case someone needs to clear their head
Requested: 45
Still need: 28
- Top-shelf tequila? and lots of it
Requested: 5 cases
Still need: 1 case
Re: Speidi Registry
Woman with decent singing voice to sing Heidi's music "backstage" at reception
LOL so true
LOL
Thanks for sharing!
Awesome!
I wish Spencer Pratt would get his stupid face pushed in.
it's called a kilt, he's scottish
Did you see this post
They are quickly becoming the new Octo-whore
I missed that post! FUNNY!
Fo Sho!
E4 now has a Hills double bill every afternoon...so I hope the lack of press coverage keeps up- hopefully between Jordan and Peter and the "stars" of Big Brother there are enough fake celebs to keep the paparazzi busy!
I think in the OP pic, you can still see Heidi's old nose...before the hair extensions, nose job, lip injections, and boob job. Why do 23 year olds feel the need to look younger???
I think it's more of a time killer, it's a car crash, you can't help but look (and in this case laugh).
IVF #1 w ICSI in July 2010 = BFN
IVF #2.1 in Oct 2010 converted to IUI = BFN
IVF #2.2 w ICSI in Dec 2010 = BFN
Met with new RE in new city on 1/31/11.
IVF #3 w ICSI in April 2011. HPT on 5/9 = BFP!
Beta #1 on 5/10 (10dp5dt) = 99.4. Beta #2 on 5/12 = 284. First u/s on 5/26. = Fraternal TWINS!
Twin boys born & lost on 8/16/11 at 18w1d due to PPROM & preterm labor.
IVF #4.1 in Jan 2012 converted to IUI on 1/7/12 = BFN
IVF #4.2 w ICSI in Feb 2012. Lupron on 2/10. Stims on 2/18. ER on 2/29- 7R,6F
ET scheduled for 3/5/12- nothing to transfer
Dh seeing new MFI uro & Dh starting meds- June 2012.
IVF #5 in Dec 2012 = BFFN.
IVF #6 planned for Spring 2013. Praying for our take home baby/ies.
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