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Unladylike Question

GlowconsinGlowconsin
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I am so flippin gassy right now!  I've been gassy for the last 2 days.  I haven't had anything bad to eat today, and I just tried some peppermint tea (no luck).  I have to go to a long meeting in 30 minutes and I don't want to be a giant cloud of methane gas.  Any home remedies for making it stop?
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  • bannedmonkeybannedmonkey
    Squeeze your butt cheeks. Other than that, I got nothin'.
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  • craftlady07craftlady07
    try to poop?
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  • Lexi0402Lexi0402 member
    imageM.Monkey.:
    Squeeze your butt cheeks. Other than that, I got nothin'.
    lol! I'm thinking bean-o? Not really a home remedy though...
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  • GlowconsinGlowconsin
    It's not pooping related.  I fart, and feel great for about 2 minutes, then I have to fart again.
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  • Mrs. BZMrs. BZ

    imageM.Monkey.:
    Squeeze your butt cheeks. Other than that, I got nothin'.
    LOL! Monkey, you just reminded me of the movie "I love you Man" Have you seen it?

    They have a scene where the guys is squeezing his butt cheeks because he needs to fart.

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  • Mrs. BZMrs. BZ
    I would try tums. That always helps me.
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  • firewife9278firewife9278 member
    Tums??

     
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  • ToshaGirlToshaGirl member

    imageM.Monkey.:
    Squeeze your butt cheeks. Other than that, I got nothin'.

    LMAO.

    Sorry Glow, I got nothing. Sit at the far end of the table? Attempt the silent one cheek sneak?

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  • bobbidallbobbidall
    Just let it out and blame it on the guy next to you.  Guys always have stinky farts. 
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  • bannedmonkeybannedmonkey
    imageCathyMD:

     Sit at the far end of the table? Attempt the silent one cheek sneak?

    Dear God don't try this! It'll turn into one of those super loud, sorta wet, really long, vibrating ones that just won't end and you'll be forced to leave you company out of pure embarrassment.

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  • GlowconsinGlowconsin
    imageM.Monkey.:
    imageCathyMD:

     Sit at the far end of the table? Attempt the silent one cheek sneak?

    Dear God don't try this! It'll turn into one of those super loud, sorta wet, really long, vibrating ones that just won't end and you'll be forced to leave you company out of pure embarrassment.

    LMAO!!  I work with all guys too who are all very brotherly. They would NEVER let me live that down!

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  • ToshaGirlToshaGirl member
    imageM.Monkey.:
    imageCathyMD:

     Sit at the far end of the table? Attempt the silent one cheek sneak?

    Dear God don't try this! It'll turn into one of those super loud, sorta wet, really long, vibrating ones that just won't end and you'll be forced to leave you company out of pure embarrassment.

    LMAO. Or that.

    I want to see her resignation letter though......

    "While I have enjoyed my time here, my extreme flatulence has brought our working relationship to a close. I am sorry about the damage to your chair. My pants were also ruined during the incident".

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  • AdamsWife08AdamsWife08

    I'm gonna go with the tums as well.  They work for me most of the time.

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  • libertadwlibertadw
    Gas-x!
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  • MSC03MSC03 member

    Go to the bathroom, bend over and grab your ankles and cough really hard. Get it out!

    LOL, I'm just kidding... kinda!

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  • Married2MrWrightMarried2MrWright member
    A tablespoon of baking soda disolved into a glass of water can help.  If it's really bad I suggest some GasX.
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  • hainesherwayhainesherway
    I've been having the same issue as well.  I use Tums, and it usually helps.
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  • ccbananaccbanana member
    imageMrsSummitCounty:

    Go to the bathroom, bend over and grab your ankles and cough really hard. Get it out!

    LOL, I'm just kidding... kinda!

    My DH swears by this!  Whenever I have a stomach ache he is trying to get me to bend over.  So funny.

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  • bannedmonkeybannedmonkey

    My DH and I jsut read somewhere that when a baby has gas you should bend their kneeds toward their tummy like a sumo squat. He swears he can do this to me any time I need him to. It makes me so mad. LOL

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