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Look! My malnourished baby!

kelbriankelbrian
in Babies: 9 - 12 Months

She must be starving because she is so small. Maybe I should feed her or something. ?:: rolling my eyes ::

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I think she's pointing and saying, "Hey, look, mommy! Look at that dumbjerk lady who thinks I'm malnourished because I'm small!"?

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Oh! Wait! I feed her cardboard tubes. That's right. Great option for fiber and all. And LEAVES! We're on an all natural diet. It's the best idea for keeping the fat and the gay away.

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  • KittenGatorKittenGator member

    She looks so unhealthy! She can hardly move she's so thin!

    But, at least you're keeping The Gay away. DD can play with Liliana because I can rest assured she's Gay-free. DD is too. I made sure she didn't catch it from The Magster, 'cause I know that Larks doesn't take the proper precautions the keep The Gay away.?

    image DD and I. DD: 6/22/2008. DS: 6/22/2013
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  • kelbriankelbrian
    P.S. This post was brought to you by the letter A and W because my kid is just that cute and I wanted to show you. NFT.?
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  • goodtobethelarkstergoodtobethelarkster member

    I feel your pain.  My DD had the audacity to be born tall and thin.  What. A. Jerk.

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  • KittenGatorKittenGator member
    imagekelbrian:
    P.S. This post was brought to you by the letter A and W because my kid is just that cute and I wanted to show you. NFT.
    LOL, she's adorable, and looks very healthy :o)
    image DD and I. DD: 6/22/2008. DS: 6/22/2013
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  • kelbriankelbrian

    She is wasting away, Larks. You are a terrible mother. ?Not only are you not keeping the gay away, but you are starving her and making her exercise all day long at the park. Just LOOK at how unhappy and malnourished she looks.

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  • goodtobethelarkstergoodtobethelarkster member

    Pshaw, Kitten.  You're sooooo not supportive of my baby's lifestyle choices that involve playing with John Deere dyecast smiley face trucks. 

    And for the record, when we met at the Children's Museum Maggie coughed on Alana.  That means Alana had the Gay alllllllll over her.  zsnap.

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  • KittenGatorKittenGator member
    imagegoodtobethelarkster:

    Pshaw, Kitten.? You're sooooo not supportive of my baby's lifestyle choices that involve playing with John Deere dyecast smiley face trucks.?

    And for the record, when we met at the Children's Museum Maggie coughed on Alana.? That means Alana had the Gay alllllllll over her.? zsnap.

    OMG, you're right (for once)! Had I remembered that, or been more than a negligent parent, I would've immediately bathed her with Gay Away or at least doused her with Gay Away Spray to hold her over until we got home.?

    image DD and I. DD: 6/22/2008. DS: 6/22/2013
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  • punkfictionpunkfiction
    :crybaby: what about my 25lb 2 year old!! :tears: she must be fading away fast!!!!
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  • carrann82carrann82 member
    Seriously cracking up at this post!!
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  • kelbriankelbrian

    imagepunkfiction:
    :crybaby: what about my 25lb 2 year old!! :tears: she must be fading away fast!!!!

    She is clearly on her deathbed. You need to force feed her lard immediately. That is just unacceptable, Punk!?

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  • RahknightRahknight

    ok, i could probably go back and look but is she small? what is her weight? someone really said that to you?

    someone told me my ds was 'so tiny' i about smacked her. :)

    she's precious.

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  • kelbriankelbrian

    Look in the post titled, "Is my nephew malnourished?" It's only a couple of posts down.

    My DD is 16 pounds, 13 ounces.?

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  • emiliemadisonemiliemadison member
    Perhaps I shouldnt mention my 28 lb 3.5 year old?
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  • lanie26lanie26 member

    imageemiliemadison:
    Perhaps I shouldnt mention my 28 lb 3.5 year old?

    I put Jo on the 30 day shred because she's 28 lbs at 14 months.

    I also put her on skim milk, and added cardboard to fill her up. What other secrets do you skinnies possess? ?Jo fears bathing suit season.?

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  • kelbriankelbrian
    imagelanie26:

    I put Jo on the 30 day shred because she's 28 lbs at 14 months.

    I also put her on skim milk, and added cardboard to fill her up. What other secrets do you skinnies possess? ?Jo fears bathing suit season.?

    Leaves, Lanie. Grass, cardboard tubes. I just cut out milk all together. She gets water. That's enough, right? On a crazy day, I will give her a few grains of rice. Gets the job done! ?

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  • goodtobethelarkstergoodtobethelarkster member
    imagekelbrian:
    imagelanie26:

    I put Jo on the 30 day shred because she's 28 lbs at 14 months.

    I also put her on skim milk, and added cardboard to fill her up. What other secrets do you skinnies possess?  Jo fears bathing suit season. 

    Leaves, Lanie. Grass, cardboard tubes. I just cut out milk all together. She gets water. That's enough, right? On a crazy day, I will give her a few grains of rice. Gets the job done!  

    See, kel, you make things too complicated.  I just go for straight up neglect.

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  • Tinsleigh75Tinsleigh75 member

    OMG kel that baby of yours just gets more and more beautiful! ?big or small, she's one of the cutest babes on this board!


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