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DH on the delivery room

Mrs. PinkMrs. Pink
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As we were getting in bed, I was watching a TiVo'd episode of A Baby Story. Right as DH goes to lie down there's the birthing scene.

He says, "Oh, btw I'm not going in there."
Me: "Where?"
DH: "The delivery room."
Stunned me: "Wha? Angry"
Near-death DH: "I don't wanna see something that is this big [makes small O with fingers] go this big [stretches out arm] that I'm expected to go in later. I'm not that big!"
Surprise Me: "You better believe you are. You don't actually have to WATCH it down there. You can stay by my head, azzhole. But you better believe you are going to be in that room."

He better be glad he doesn't have any bruises to explain to his coworkers today.

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  • kdonedizzlekdonedizzle member

    D says the same thing. Sad

    He'll get bruises when phantom baby becomes more of a reality.

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  • PaigeC1981PaigeC1981
    imageMrs. Pink:

    As we were getting in bed, I was watching a TiVo'd episode of A Baby Story. Right as DH goes to lie down there's the birthing scene.

    He says, "Oh, btw I'm not going in there."
    Me: "Where?"
    DH: "The delivery room."
    Stunned me: "Wha? Angry"
    Near-death DH: "I don't wanna see something that is this big [makes small O with fingers] go this big [stretches out arm] that I'm expected to go in later. I'm not that big!"
    Surprise Me: "You better believe you are. You don't actually have to WATCH it down there. You can stay by my head, azzhole. But you better believe you are going to be in that room."

    He better be glad he doesn't have any bruises to explain to his coworkers today.

    LOL, I read it so wrong...got my mind in the gutter.  He'll change his mind.  Tim said the same thing and he was all about being down there taking in the sites!  LOL.

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  • Mrs. PinkMrs. Pink
    imagePaigeC1981:
    imageMrs. Pink:

    As we were getting in bed, I was watching a TiVo'd episode of A Baby Story. Right as DH goes to lie down there's the birthing scene.

    He says, "Oh, btw I'm not going in there."
    Me: "Where?"
    DH: "The delivery room."
    Stunned me: "Wha? Angry"
    Near-death DH: "I don't wanna see something that is this big [makes small O with fingers] go this big [stretches out arm] that I'm expected to go in later. I'm not that big!"
    Surprise Me: "You better believe you are. You don't actually have to WATCH it down there. You can stay by my head, azzhole. But you better believe you are going to be in that room."

    He better be glad he doesn't have any bruises to explain to his coworkers today.

    LOL, I read it so wrong...got my mind in the gutter.  He'll change his mind.  Tim said the same thing and he was all about being down there taking in the sites!  LOL.

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