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GAME: LAME-O jokes

Did you know you can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish?

Stasa 01.15.09 * Lexi 03.24.11 * Tommy 04.27.13 * Merklet #4 due 10.10.15

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Re: GAME: LAME-O jokes

  • What does a gay horse eat? ?Haaaaaaaaaayy.
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  • Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other and says...this tastes funny.

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  • imageKari Merks:

    Did you know you can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish?

    LoL, did you get that from Dragonball Z?  If so, NERD!!  If not, I just gave my own nerdiness away.  Embarrassed

     

    If girls with boobs go to Hooters, where do girls with one leg go?
    ...IHOP

  • Why did the cat cross the desert?  To find Sandy Claws!
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  • imageFish4Fun:

    If girls with boobs go to Hooters, where do girls with one leg go?
    ...IHOP

    2 and a half men!

  • What flower grows between your nose and chin?

    Tulips

     

    What to policemen eat for dessert?

    Copcakes

     

    I teach Kindergarten and hear a MILLION of these :)

  • I LOVE this one, but it's much funnier when said aloud.

    What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

    WATAAAAAAH!

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  • imageGeekchick921:

    I LOVE this one, but it's much funnier when said aloud.

    What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

    WATAAAAAAH!

    Hahaha, I had forgotten those.

    What is Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?

    HYYY YAHT!
     

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