OMG, we were at the lake a couple years ago when this song was super popular, parked in a cove, playing fetch with one of the dogs and this clearly inebriated gentleman kept screaming this at the top of his lungs.
I wanted to hold his head underwater for about five minutes or so.
the urban dictionary explanation is hilarious though..
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the
African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st
Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized
the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land
and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth
control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and
shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to
not impregnate the female, or "biatch"
Another amazing one, I wish we'd played this one at my wedding:
I want to write you a poem
That stands the test of all time
A couplet, a quatrain, a ballad, a note
With meter and rhythm and rhyme
I want it to speak of your virtue
Sing praise to your stature and poise
I want it to capture your beauty
The soul that's alive in your voice
I want it to tell of your wisdom
How the courage within your heart soars
But all I can think of is how I be lovin'
Them big, big, big titties of yours
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, how my heart sings
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, love those things
They bounce like a kid on a trampoline
They swing like a 40's jazz band
They stand up like a rock-solid alibi
They don't even fit in my hand
They curve like a pitch in the big leagues
They burn with a passion so hot
And that is the reason I can't wait to squeeze 'em
Them big, big, big titties you've got
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, love's in the air
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, what a pair
Oh I need to kneed them like sculptors kneed clay
They dance in my dreams in a graceful ballet
I'll kiss them so sweetly goodnight at the end of the day
They're firm like a John Grisham novel
They swell like a wave in the sea
No matter what part of the room that I'm in
They're always looking at me
They're soft like the cheek of a baby
They're sweet like the honey of bees
I'll never ignore them, I'll even adore them
Someday when they're touching your knees
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, what a rack
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, hurt your back
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, on my knees
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, double d's
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, glory be
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, set them free
the urban dictionary explanation is hilarious though..
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch"
I just fell out of my chair. That's out of control!
2.5 yrs TTC #1 - DX = Stage IV Endo, Lap performed Jan 2010 TTC #1 - May 2010 - IUI #3: BFP TTC #2 - May 2012 -IUI #2: BFP
the urban dictionary explanation is hilarious though..
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch"
I just fell out of my chair. That's out of control!
good to know LOL
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Re: I'm so horny...
2. why do they KEEP writing them
3. who buys that cr@p?
Lil Jon is clearly a lyrical genius.
I didn't buy it. I acquired it. lol
whattttt?
okaaaay!
after i post this i am going to go look,
but being skeeted upon doesn't seem like something one would do if they were horny...
i'm just sayin
ETA: It was exactly what I thought it was, and no, if i was feeling sexually ambitious, that's not something i would want done to me.
yeeaaaah!
OMG, we were at the lake a couple years ago when this song was super popular, parked in a cove, playing fetch with one of the dogs and this clearly inebriated gentleman kept screaming this at the top of his lungs.
I wanted to hold his head underwater for about five minutes or so.
Dx with endo & blocked left tube - TTC #1 for 29 cycles before miracle BFP, #2 - Surprise!!
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You just made me choke on my vanilla coke. Come K8, you don't want someone to skeet on you? lol
the urban dictionary explanation is hilarious though..
Another amazing one, I wish we'd played this one at my wedding:
I want to write you a poemThat stands the test of all time
A couplet, a quatrain, a ballad, a note
With meter and rhythm and rhyme
I want it to speak of your virtue
Sing praise to your stature and poise
I want it to capture your beauty
The soul that's alive in your voice
I want it to tell of your wisdom
How the courage within your heart soars
But all I can think of is how I be lovin'
Them big, big, big titties of yours
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, how my heart sings
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, love those things
They bounce like a kid on a trampoline
They swing like a 40's jazz band
They stand up like a rock-solid alibi
They don't even fit in my hand
They curve like a pitch in the big leagues
They burn with a passion so hot
And that is the reason I can't wait to squeeze 'em
Them big, big, big titties you've got
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, love's in the air
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, what a pair
Oh I need to kneed them like sculptors kneed clay
They dance in my dreams in a graceful ballet
I'll kiss them so sweetly goodnight at the end of the day
They're firm like a John Grisham novel
They swell like a wave in the sea
No matter what part of the room that I'm in
They're always looking at me
They're soft like the cheek of a baby
They're sweet like the honey of bees
I'll never ignore them, I'll even adore them
Someday when they're touching your knees
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, what a rack
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, hurt your back
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, on my knees
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, double d's
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, glory be
Oh, Hallelujah
Oh, set them free
Hmmmm.
This is entertaining, but I am a little frightened.
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this just made my day
good to know LOL