DH: The baby's all fussy I can't get her to sleep. Will you try?
Me: How did her bedtime routine go?
DH: I didn't do all of it. I was pretty hungry.
Me ::: gives DH the evil eye :::
I walk in there and sure enough she's standing up in the crib staring imperiously at her taggy, her board book, and her pacifier which are all stacked on an end table slightly out of her reach. So I give them to her, rock and sing to her a bit, put her down, and rub her belly,
When I walk back in the living room DH is sitting on the couch eating stirfry. He goes, "Wow, you are so much better than I am at that! I bet she'll be out in no time!"
GAH! Really? My mad skillz consist of following through on the routine that she's been on since birth. You don't just get to decide to deviate from it "because you're hungry." It's a friggin' 5 minute routine. Suck it up, jacka$$.
Re: DH: "I didn't do her bedtime routine. I was hungry." WTF?