So I didn't check the mail today, DH just got home went and checked it and there were two packages addressed to him, he hands one to me saying it was for me. I have no clue what it is but open it anyway. He didn't seem weird about it so I thought I was something random he ordered and was just letting me open it. (I like opening things, LOL) Anyway, I open it up and its a rabbit...

not the fuzzy kind either!! It's pink and has pearls in it. O.M.G. I bet my face turned every shade of red!! I've never owned anything like this, I've never even seen a sex toy!! (Feel free to make fun of me anytime now!) A commercial came on the other night about a 1/2 off sale from Adam and Eve and I joked I wanted something and he ordered it! He started just laughing after I opened it, holy crap. That's the most shocked Ive been opening something EVER.
Re: O.M.G.... speechless
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I thought the same thing. And when you said "not the fuzzy kind" I thought "hairless rabbit".
That's a great story! I've seen those in the sex shop but never had the nerve to buy one (or anything). The pearls interest me!
That is hilarious Sandy! This is exactly why I would never let DH know I had a sex toy (which I don't yet, but I considering it). He would never let me live it down.
ahahah me too! then i was like pink?! he gave her a stuffed animal...with pearls on it?! what?! hahaha
I do like the turn out of the convo tho... go enjoy yourself!!! ;0)
haha that's awesome and totally something my H would do!
you're going to have fun
dude, at first i was like "why the f is the bunny pink and wearing pearls...that ain't right."
lmao. have fun!
Ha, me too. Until she said sex toy I was wondering wtf would someone send her a bunny?
yea, at first I started to think of that movie Fatal Attraction...like bunny on the stove...like some crazy psycho was sending you a dead bunny.
hehehe then I saw the pearls part and was like OOHHH that kind of bunny!
LOL. That's hilarious. Hope you had a good time with it last night though.
In my Christmas stocking this year my husband gave me a vibrator. The first few minutes after opening it were kinda awkward, but it's been a good thing
THIS!!!!!!!
I'm not sure I want to know what's in the other box....
This is what I thought at first. LOL
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