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O.M.G.... speechless

So I didn't check the mail today, DH just got home went and checked it and there were two packages addressed to him,  he hands one to me saying it was  for me.  I have no clue what it is but open it anyway.  He didn't seem weird about it so I thought I was something random he ordered and was just letting me open it.  (I like opening things, LOL) Anyway, I open it up and its a rabbit... Indifferent not the fuzzy kind either!!  It's pink and has pearls in it. O.M.G. I bet my face turned every shade of red!!  I've never owned anything like this, I've never even seen a sex toy!!  (Feel free to make fun of me anytime now!)  A commercial came on the other night about a 1/2 off sale from Adam and Eve and I joked I wanted something and he ordered it!  He started just laughing after I opened it, holy crap.  That's the most shocked Ive been opening something EVER. 
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  • OH!  I forgot! It also came with a free gift!  A Shimmer "G" Slim and Sleek!  Bwhaha!
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  • Get off here, get your husband and rabbit, and go to the bedroom...you will LOVE him for the gift.
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  • OMFG to be a fly on that wall!
  • lol, that's hillarious! I would probably do the same thing!
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  • Whoo hoo!  Go have fun!
  • Every time he walks by he starts laughing, what a turd!
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  • That is awesome. I am jealous of your mail...
  • Oh, well if it makes you feel better I was like... "They shipped a bunny in the mail... I hope it's ok..."  a few moments later I was like OOOOOH!
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  • imageLyssapee:
    Oh, well if it makes you feel better I was like... "They shipped a bunny in the mail... I hope it's ok..."  a few moments later I was like OOOOOH!

    I thought the same thing.  And when you said "not the fuzzy kind" I thought "hairless rabbit".

    That's a great story!  I've seen those in the sex shop but never had the nerve to buy one (or anything).  The pearls interest me!

  • imagesandy02:
    Every time he walks by he starts laughing, what a turd!

    That is hilarious Sandy!  This is exactly why I would never let DH know I had a sex toy (which I don't yet, but I considering it).  He would never let me live it down.

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  • Have fun, Sandy. :) 

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  • imageLyssapee:
    Oh, well if it makes you feel better I was like... "They shipped a bunny in the mail... I hope it's ok..."  a few moments later I was like OOOOOH!

     

    ahahah me too! then i was like pink?! he gave her a stuffed animal...with pearls on it?! what?! hahaha

    I do like the turn out of the convo tho... go enjoy yourself!!! ;0) 

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  • haha that's awesome and totally something my H would do!

    you're going to have fun Big Smile

  • dude, at first i was like "why the f is the bunny pink and wearing pearls...that ain't right."

     

    lmao.  have fun!

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  • imagelenloe:

    dude, at first i was like "why the f is the bunny pink and wearing pearls...that ain't right."

     

    lmao.  have fun!

    Ha, me too. Until she said sex toy I was wondering wtf would someone send her a bunny?

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  • yea, at first I started to think of that movie Fatal Attraction...like bunny on the stove...like some crazy psycho was sending you a dead bunny.

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    hehehe then I saw the pearls part and was like OOHHH that kind of bunny! 

  • DH bought me one too and did pretty much the same thing. Gave me a box and said it was a present. I opened it and was embarrased but its pretty amazing lol

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  • LOL.  That's hilarious. Hope you had a good time with it last night though.

    In my Christmas stocking this year my husband gave me a vibrator. The first few minutes after opening it were kinda awkward, but it's been a good thing Wink

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  • What was in the other box?
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  • imageAllThatGlitters101:
    Get off here, get your husband and rabbit, and go to the bedroom...you will LOVE him for the gift.

    THIS!!!!!!!

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  • HAHAHAHA!!! a girl at work just mentioned her "bunny toy" I wonder if it's the same thing??
    I'm not sure I want to know what's in the other box....
  • imageAmorlinda:
    he gave her a stuffed animal...with pearls on it?! what?!

    This is what I thought at first.  LOL

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