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My neighbor is always hitting on DH...

Calypso312Calypso312
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...and I find out a few nights ago that she's a stripper! DH and I have been laughing about it ever since. Maybe it's my own messed up sense of humor, but I find it funny.
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  • hisfavoritehisfavorite
    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!  Better laughing, than crying.
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  • ToshaGirlToshaGirl member
    ::has mental picture of neighbor putting out trash wearing nipple tassels and thigh high boots::
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  • juietbridejuietbride member
    I would think it is funny too, but if it is a bit too thick for my taste I would intimidate her every chance I get.  But then again DH gets weirded out by that kind of stuff and asks me to make it abundantly clear that I am the wife and they need to back off.
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  • twinmama920twinmama920 member

    At least you can laugh at it.  Some wives might get pissed! 

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  • BratNatBratNat

    My DH's best friend's girlfriend is always hitting on him.  DH's best friend is always making suggestive comments to me.  They even talk about swapping.  DH is repulsed by the idea.

    I think if she was a stipper I may feel differently, but DH and I find the whole thing laughable.

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  • wlknsnlrnwlknsnlrn

    Hahaha. That is funny.

    If a girl wants to hit on my husband, let her. I know she won't get too far.

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  • MrsDonkMrsDonk
    I used to have a neighbor that was a stripper and she flaunted herself all over the place.  Always in tiny little outfits taking out the trash or getting the mail.  It was pretty funny...
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  • Calypso312Calypso312
    Yeah, but there's nothing to cry over. I totally trust DH and I truely believe she's harmless. And even if she isn't...she's trashy!!
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  • LOVEDBYDLOVEDBYD

    imageCathyMD:
    ::has mental picture of neighbor putting out trash wearing nipple tassels and thigh high boots::

    LOL

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  • Calypso312Calypso312

    imageMrsDonk:
    I used to have a neighbor that was a stripper and she flaunted herself all over the place.  Always in tiny little outfits taking out the trash or getting the mail.  It was pretty funny...

    This is kinda the situation with her. She sits out on the front porch like she's something to sell. I always suspected she was either a stripper or a prostitute.

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  • ToshaGirlToshaGirl member

    imageMrsDonk:
    I used to have a neighbor that was a stripper and she flaunted herself all over the place.  Always in tiny little outfits taking out the trash or getting the mail.  It was pretty funny...

    Yup. This seems about what I was imagining :)

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  • Mike*sBride2BMike*sBride2B
    Calypso- do you have the day off
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  • Calypso312Calypso312

    imageMike*sBride2B:
    Calypso- do you have the day off

    Yeah. I worked last night so I should be sleeping. But my co-worker just called me and told me I have to come back in at 1pm to make up an inservice that I missed. If I don't "there will be action taken!" Fvck me! Take action! I haven't decided if I'm going or not.

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  • sazzettesazzette
    Maybe she will give you and your DH a lap dance for free lol
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  • Calypso312Calypso312

    imagesazzette:
    Maybe she will give you and your DH a lap dance for free lol

    HaHa! Dh actually said something about me getting pole dance lessons from her! Huh?

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  • sazzettesazzette
    imageCalypso312:

    imagesazzette:
    Maybe she will give you and your DH a lap dance for free lol

    HaHa! Dh actually said something about me getting pole dance lessons from her! Huh?

    That sounds like fun but only if you use later to dance to your DH. I bet he will appreciate that and you'll probably get KU faster LOL 

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  • Calypso312Calypso312
    I would love to take pole dance lessons. I think it would be a blast. And it never hurts if it can spice things up in the bedroom!
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  • bbjoysbbjoys
    Wow, LOL!  Indifferent
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  • sazzettesazzette

    imageCalypso312:
    I would love to take pole dance lessons. I think it would be a blast. And it never hurts if it can spice things up in the bedroom!

    exactly my point! Specially if you get them for free from your stripper neighbor LOL 

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  • juietbridejuietbride member

    imageCalypso312:
    I would love to take pole dance lessons. I think it would be a blast. And it never hurts if it can spice things up in the bedroom!

    I would love this. I have a cousin that is a personal trainer and she is looking into getting a pole, I am way too excited about this.  DH was there for that conversation and he was grinning from ear to ear. LOL

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  • Mrs. BZMrs. BZ

    I was thinking about getting a pole just for kicks. I heard they're only a few hundred. I know DH would love it.

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