1st Trimester

Afraid to bone

I'm 4 weeks preggers!

And I'm scared to have sex with my husband :-( ?My first doc appointment is next month. ?I'm scared of disturbing stuff down there. ?I know it's RIDICULOUS right?????

Re: Afraid to bone

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  • Yup, ridiculous :)

    Unless you have issues and your OB puts you on pelvic rest, then you should be fine for sex. Don't start depriving your DH now...it gets way worse when the baby comes!

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  • I just totally saw Pauly Shore when I read that....

     

  • lol

    you will be fine

    the baby is perfectly protected

    you can have sex throught your pregnancy unless your doc tell you not to

    so i say go ahead break out the candels and music Big Smile

  • imageMattersgirl:

    I just totally saw Pauly Shore when I read that....

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    Yeah...I pictured 18-year-old guys in high school...?

  • imageemakoo01:

    I'm 4 weeks preggers!

    And I'm scared to have sex with my husband :-(  My first doc appointment is next month.  I'm scared of disturbing stuff down there.  I know it's RIDICULOUS right???? 

    1) Don't say preggers.

    2) Your title made me LOL.

    3) The very fact you already know that is ridiculous makes me want to call MUD.

    4) It's unsafe to have sex once the baby is in position for delivery, after your water is broken... you could probably actually poke him in the head then.  But not now.  Unless your OB says don't do it (you still won't be poking him in the head though or even coming near the AS)

  • what's wrong with "preggers"? ?or preggo for that matter?

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    I dont know what an MUD is. ?I'm still getting used to the acronyms. ?I'm new here.

    ?It took me a while to realize m/s was morning sickness and not multiple sclorosis.

    ?

    peace =) ?

  • MUD- made up drama.  When people look for attention with unnecessary posts.  Just seems that way since you already said it was ridic.

    But you made me literally LOL twice in like 10 minutes so I like you anyway.  For whatever thats worth. Smile

    The multiple sclerosis thing cracked me up.

    **reflects on the most popular posts that use m/s**   "It's been 5 weeks and I STILL dont have multiple scerlosis!!  Is the baby going to die!?"

    **falls in floor**  I'll try to think of more acronyms for you... we tend to use more of our own made up ones that we do the ones that are actually in the glossary.

  • imageCrazyChef:

    ?"It's been 5 weeks and I STILL dont have multiple scerlosis!!? Is the baby going to die!?"

    BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!?

  • Oh, and preggers/prego just sound very juvenile, like in high school when the girls couldn't just say "I'm pregnant".  It bugs about 86% of the women on here... use it at your own risk.

    Erm... other acronyms...

    PIP- picture in post
    NFT- no further text
    AW- attention whore
    KU/KTFU- knocked up/knocked the f*ck up
    FI- fiance
    DH/D/S- darling husband/daughter/son
    DD- dirty delete (use your context clues to decide if DD= Darling Daughter or Dirty Delete. Stick out tongue )

  • Yeah I noticed that the whole preggo preggers thing bothered someone when I wrote it and someone said "please translate"... i was like, duh!

    okay i'll drop the preggo my eggo talk.

    thanks for the tips !!!?

  • imageCrazyChef:

    PIP- picture in post
    NFT- no further text
    AW- attention whore
    KU/KTFU- knocked up/knocked the f*ck up
    FI- fiance
    DH/D/S- darling husband/daughter/son
    DD- dirty delete (use your context clues to decide if DD= Darling Daughter or Dirty Delete. Stick out tongue )

    Thanks Crazy Chef. I've been too embarrassed to ask and too lazy to look them up. Perhaps something to add to that nice FYI for us 1st tri-ers that was posted recently.... 

  • imageemakoo01:

    Yeah I noticed that the whole preggo preggers thing bothered someone when I wrote it and someone said "please translate"... i was like, duh!

    okay i'll drop the preggo my eggo talk.

    thanks for the tips !!! 

    I should smack you in the mouth for making me want waffles.  I'm very impressionable damniit!!  Stick out tongue

    And NP on the tips... if I think of any more I'll let ya know... someone around here posted a full on glossary of like everything that has ever been used, made up or not, on here... I wish they had made that one a sticky instead of the snark fest "welcome to first tri" post they stuck up there.

  • imagebandwife:
    imageCrazyChef:

    PIP- picture in post
    NFT- no further text
    AW- attention whore
    KU/KTFU- knocked up/knocked the f*ck up
    FI- fiance
    DH/D/S- darling husband/daughter/son
    DD- dirty delete (use your context clues to decide if DD= Darling Daughter or Dirty Delete. Stick out tongue )

    Thanks Crazy Chef. I've been too embarrassed to ask and too lazy to look them up. Perhaps something to add to that nice FYI for us 1st tri-ers that was posted recently.... 

    No prob.  That's really all I'm good for... giving everyone recipes and acronyms.  haha   We all have a niche on the board.  I have found mine.

    Oh, and firmly administering verbal ass kickings to idiots.  I like doing that as well.

  • My FI thinks he's actually big enough to poke the baby in the head. He's a nice size but I laughed my butt off when he made that comment...
  • imageCrazyChef:
    imageemakoo01:

    Yeah I noticed that the whole preggo preggers thing bothered someone when I wrote it and someone said "please translate"... i was like, duh!

    okay i'll drop the preggo my eggo talk.

    thanks for the tips !!! 

    I should smack you in the mouth for making me want waffles.  I'm very impressionable damniit!!  Stick out tongue

    And NP on the tips... if I think of any more I'll let ya know... someone around here posted a full on glossary of like everything that has ever been used, made up or not, on here... I wish they had made that one a sticky instead of the snark fest "welcome to first tri" post they stuck up there.

     

    OMG now I want waffles too

  • MM chocolate chip pancakes! but, I don't have chocolate chips. Will little funsize dove bars work?

     

    Don't they say "preggers" in england? When I went there, said I was on my honeymoon, a lot of the British asked if I was going to get "preggers". I know, its slang!

     

    oh, my hubby and I had sex this morning. It was fab. No probs, no spotting. you'll be fine to bone away! Get bonerfied, be boner-ific! Whatever!! = )

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