Really embarassing!! (a little long)

oller2be · April 2009

My SIL's bridal shower was this ?past weekend and I was in charge of the games. So I show my mom the list, and mom tells me "There's a game I heard about that I thought would be fun. It's called honeymoon black out. We put a whole bunch of random items in a duffle bag, blindfold her and tell her that it's her wedding night and the power goes out so you have to get ready in the dark. Then sil has to put on all items in the bag without looking and she has a time limit of 2 minutes." I made sure sil would be okay with that and she was fine. So I had this duffle bag in my car that I thought was empty and took it into the house and mom and I put a bunch of random stuff in there like leg warmers, a boa, different styles of shoes, granny panties, etc.

When everyone was there and it was time for this game, we explained what it was and started the game. It was going really well and everyone was laughing and having a good time, until sil got to the bottom of the bag. She pulled out a vibrating blue ring with a dolphin at the end, and couldn't figure out what it was so she asked everyone watching to help her out. There was this extremely awkward silence because all of the adults knew it was a sex toy, and then my 4 year old cousin yells out "oh that's a teething ring!!!" So SIL PUTS IT IN HER MOUTH!!!!! I thought I was going to die from embarassment! (not to mention the sanitary aspect of that :::shudders:::) So the game ended and I led her to the mirror so she could see herself and grabbed the toy out of her mouth and shoved it in my pocket. She asked me what that looked like and I told her I would show her later.

When I did she got this disgusted look on her face and was quiet for a while but then laughed and laughed. So she took it better than I thought she would, but I am STILL blushing over it!

emiliemadison · April 2009

iowandfw · April 2009

awesome story.

weelass24 · April 2009

I'm sorry, I need paragraphs. It's too much. I can't even read it.

buckin · April 2009

clusterf*k Indifferent

mrs_b_2007 · April 2009

oller2be · April 2009

weelass24:
I'm sorry, I need paragraphs.? It's too much.? I can't even read it.

Sorry about that! I hope it's better now =oD?

Dr.BeepersWife · April 2009

Indifferent

No words but gross.

staycee · April 2009

A&Aa · April 2009

oller2be:
When everyone was there and it was time for this game, we explained what it was and started the game. It was going really well and everyone was laughing and having a good time, until sil got to the bottom of the bag. She pulled out a vibrating blue ring with a dolphin at the end, and couldn't figure out what it was so she asked everyone watching to help her out. There was this extremely awkward silence because all of the adults knew it was a sex toy, and then my 4 year old cousin yells out "oh that's a teething ring!!!" So SIL PUTS IT IN HER MOUTH!!!!! I thought I was going to die from embarassment! (not to mention the sanitary aspect of that :::shudders:::) So the game ended and I led her to the mirror so she could see herself and grabbed the toy out of her mouth and shoved it in my pocket. She asked me what that looked like and I told her I would show her later.
When I did she got this disgusted look on her face and was quiet for a while but then laughed and laughed. So she took it better than I thought she would, but I am STILL blushing over it!

Why was a 4 year old there when you knew there was a sex toy there???? I am perplexed.

***Edit-I just reread this. Was the sex toy there without your knowledge? If so....gross. Just gross.

pmarie33 · April 2009

oller2be · April 2009

A&Aa:
oller2be:
When everyone was there and it was time for this game, we explained what it was and started the game. It was going really well and everyone was laughing and having a good time, until sil got to the bottom of the bag. She pulled out a vibrating blue ring with a dolphin at the end, and couldn't figure out what it was so she asked everyone watching to help her out. There was this extremely awkward silence because all of the adults knew it was a sex toy, and then my 4 year old cousin yells out "oh that's a teething ring!!!" So SIL PUTS IT IN HER MOUTH!!!!! I thought I was going to die from embarassment! (not to mention the sanitary aspect of that :::shudders:::) So the game ended and I led her to the mirror so she could see herself and grabbed the toy out of her mouth and shoved it in my pocket. She asked me what that looked like and I told her I would show her later.
When I did she got this disgusted look on her face and was quiet for a while but then laughed and laughed. So she took it better than I thought she would, but I am STILL blushing over it!
Why was a 4 year old there when you knew there was a sex toy there????? I am perplexed.
***Edit-I just reread this. Was the sex toy there without your knowledge?? If so....gross.? Just gross.

?

Lol I didn't know that toy was in my bag! I would NOT have added it that's for sure. Now how it got in my bag in the first place I im still trying to figure out!?

Bubbalini · April 2009

oller2be:
A&Aa:
oller2be:

When everyone was there and it was time for this game, we explained what it was and started the game. It was going really well and everyone was laughing and having a good time, until sil got to the bottom of the bag. She pulled out a vibrating blue ring with a dolphin at the end, and couldn't figure out what it was so she asked everyone watching to help her out. There was this extremely awkward silence because all of the adults knew it was a sex toy, and then my 4 year old cousin yells out "oh that's a teething ring!!!" So SIL PUTS IT IN HER MOUTH!!!!! I thought I was going to die from embarassment! (not to mention the sanitary aspect of that :::shudders:::) So the game ended and I led her to the mirror so she could see herself and grabbed the toy out of her mouth and shoved it in my pocket. She asked me what that looked like and I told her I would show her later.

When I did she got this disgusted look on her face and was quiet for a while but then laughed and laughed. So she took it better than I thought she would, but I am STILL blushing over it!

Why was a 4 year old there when you knew there was a sex toy there???? I am perplexed.

***Edit-I just reread this. Was the sex toy there without your knowledge? If so....gross. Just gross.

Lol I didn't know that toy was in my bag! I would NOT have added it that's for sure. Now how it got in my bag in the first place I im still trying to figure out!

Was it yours?

oller2be · April 2009

Bubbalini:
oller2be:
A&Aa:
oller2be:

When everyone was there and it was time for this game, we explained what it was and started the game. It was going really well and everyone was laughing and having a good time, until sil got to the bottom of the bag. She pulled out a vibrating blue ring with a dolphin at the end, and couldn't figure out what it was so she asked everyone watching to help her out. There was this extremely awkward silence because all of the adults knew it was a sex toy, and then my 4 year old cousin yells out "oh that's a teething ring!!!" So SIL PUTS IT IN HER MOUTH!!!!! I thought I was going to die from embarassment! (not to mention the sanitary aspect of that :::shudders:::) So the game ended and I led her to the mirror so she could see herself and grabbed the toy out of her mouth and shoved it in my pocket. She asked me what that looked like and I told her I would show her later.
When I did she got this disgusted look on her face and was quiet for a while but then laughed and laughed. So she took it better than I thought she would, but I am STILL blushing over it!
Why was a 4 year old there when you knew there was a sex toy there????? I am perplexed.
***Edit-I just reread this. Was the sex toy there without your knowledge?? If so....gross.? Just gross.
?
Lol I didn't know that toy was in my bag! I would NOT have added it that's for sure. Now how it got in my bag in the first place I im still trying to figure out!?
Was it yours?

?yes ::: hangs head in embarassment:::?

mrs_b_2007 · April 2009

oller2be:
Bubbalini:
oller2be:
A&Aa:
oller2be:

When everyone was there and it was time for this game, we explained what it was and started the game. It was going really well and everyone was laughing and having a good time, until sil got to the bottom of the bag. She pulled out a vibrating blue ring with a dolphin at the end, and couldn't figure out what it was so she asked everyone watching to help her out. There was this extremely awkward silence because all of the adults knew it was a sex toy, and then my 4 year old cousin yells out "oh that's a teething ring!!!" So SIL PUTS IT IN HER MOUTH!!!!! I thought I was going to die from embarassment! (not to mention the sanitary aspect of that :::shudders:::) So the game ended and I led her to the mirror so she could see herself and grabbed the toy out of her mouth and shoved it in my pocket. She asked me what that looked like and I told her I would show her later.
When I did she got this disgusted look on her face and was quiet for a while but then laughed and laughed. So she took it better than I thought she would, but I am STILL blushing over it!
Why was a 4 year old there when you knew there was a sex toy there???? I am perplexed.
***Edit-I just reread this. Was the sex toy there without your knowledge? If so....gross. Just gross.

Lol I didn't know that toy was in my bag! I would NOT have added it that's for sure. Now how it got in my bag in the first place I im still trying to figure out!
Was it yours?
yes ::: hangs head in embarassment:::