My husband is concerned I'm not eating enough, isn't that just adorable!? He walks in the kitchen and I'm eating an egg roll. I offer to make him dinner. He choses what he wants, asks me if that's okay. I told him I didn't care, I was eating this (egg roll) So he tells me all shocked like "Is that ALL?"
Yeah honey, I'm on the anorexia pregnant diet. Too bad you didn't see me eat 2 other egg rolls, half a pineapple, a bowl of rice and as soon as you turn your back I'm going to eat ice cream out of the carton.
How is everyone?
Re: "Is that ALL you're eating?"
Bwahahahahaha. Love it.
But now I want an egg roll. Crap.