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Dearest Babylove...(venty!)

jes0575jes0575
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I am so GD sorry that sex has become "boring", "predictable" and "too clinical" while we're trying to make this baby thing happen. ?Life's a ***. I don't have the time or the emotional wherewithal to come up with a new f*cking theme or concept to entertain your ass every other night. ?

*I* take the pills, *I* pee on the sticks, *I* go to the appointments, *I* give the blood. You give ME something, how about that?

I'm sorry that you misinterpreted my saying that I bought something to help us as me going out and procuring a sex swing and a dozen hookers when in reality it was just a bottle of PreConceive lubricant.?

Bottom line? ?If *you* want to make it exciting, you think something up. You do the planning. ?YOU MAKE THE EFFORT. ?

Heart!

Your Wife?

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Re: Dearest Babylove...(venty!)

  • caityrcaityr
    amen sister!
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  • EmptyOven25EmptyOven25
    You know what?  I like your temperament.  I'm following your blog.
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  • Suzi-G-Suzi-G- member

    Bwahahahahahaha..... ain't that the truth.

    ETA: I just started reading your blog, I think I love you.  Seriously.

    My big boy is bounding towards 4! Baby brother coming in October!
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    Hipster dog is not impressed.
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    imageSuzi-G-:

    I just started reading your blog, I think I love you.  Seriously.

    Me, too.  I just peed myself with the fainting goats.

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  • jes0575jes0575
    Aw, thanks! ?I love new readers! ?The fainting goats BLOW MY MIND. ?I feel so sorry for them but am completely fascinated at the same time!?
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  • jes0575jes0575

    Suzi -?

    Are you from Houston? ?That's my home town!?

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  • momma mimimomma mimi
    imagejes0575:

    *I* take the pills, *I* pee on the sticks, *I* go to the appointments, *I* give the blood. You give ME something, how about that?

    Exactly!!

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  • momma mimimomma mimi
    I have to add ... I just read a few of your blog posts and you are hilarious. I'll definitely be adding you to my Google Reader. Thanks for the laughs and best of luck to you on this IF journey.
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  • jes0575jes0575
    Thanks! ?All I can do is try and laugh about it otherwise I might snap and kill someone.
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  • 6ft2bride6ft2bride

    TELL IT SISTER!!!!

     

    I am mad at DH cause we are doing our second IUI tomorrow and he went out drinking!!!!  He cant drink one Friday night!!!!  I am doing the pills etc... Why cant he NOT drink for one night!!!  If this doesnt work, I will KILL HIM!!!

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  • Suzi-G-Suzi-G- member
    imagejes0575:

    Suzi - 

    Are you from Houston?  That's my home town! 

    Yes m'am.  Born and raised in Bellaire, but I live in Spring Branch now.  Where'd you go to school?

    My big boy is bounding towards 4! Baby brother coming in October!
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    Hipster dog is not impressed.
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  • becca2325becca2325
    Awesome I needed this tonight. Thanks :)
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  • rebecca&nathanrebecca&nathan member
    i'm going to start reading your blog right now!
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  • MaybeBabyTimeMaybeBabyTime
    imagejes0575:

    I am so GD sorry that sex has become "boring", "predictable" and "too clinical" while we're trying to make this baby thing happen.  Life's a ***. I don't have the time or the emotional wherewithal to come up with a new f*cking theme or concept to entertain your ass every other night.  

    *I* take the pills, *I* pee on the sticks, *I* go to the appointments, *I* give the blood. You give ME something, how about that?

    I'm sorry that you misinterpreted my saying that I bought something to help us as me going out and procuring a sex swing and a dozen hookers when in reality it was just a bottle of PreConceive lubricant. 

    Bottom line?  If *you* want to make it exciting, you think something up. You do the planning.  YOU MAKE THE EFFORT.  

    Heart!

    Your Wife 

    Amen sista!!

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  • jes0575jes0575
    imageSuzi-G-:
    imagejes0575:

    Suzi -?

    Are you from Houston? ?That's my home town!?

    Yes m'am.? Born and raised in Bellaire, but I live in Spring Branch now.? Where'd you go to school?

    My dad grew up Bellaire and graduated from Bellaire High! ?Small world...?

    I grew up in Alief and graduated from Elsik. ?I got out right before things went downhill and getting stabbed in the face between classes became de riguer. ?Mercifully we're based in Katy now!

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  • CALbrideINbamaCALbrideINbama
    imageEmptyOven25:

    imageSuzi-G-:

    I just started reading your blog, I think I love you.  Seriously.

    Me, too.  I just peed myself with the fainting goats.

     

    Me too.  I laughed so hard my side hurt when I read about the goats.  I tried to read it to my husband but I couldn't keep from laughing.  I wish my blog was that runny.  Great!! 

    Started to TC March 07 - FT started July 07 5 Cycles of Clomid all negative BFN - 4 Cycles Clomid/Brevelle all BNF Aug 08 Start first IVF - Sept 08 Failed IVF FET Nov 08 - BFP 11/17/08 BETA 89 - Dec 2008 No Heart Beat - Dec 19 D&C March/April 2009 Starting IVF Cycle. BFN July Ovarian Drilling Polyps Removed IUI Dec 1 09 - Dec 18 BFP - Beta 96 - 2nd Beta 267.9 It's got to happen some time right? And...... It Did!! BabyFruit Ticker
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