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Man Caught Performing Sex Act With Vacuum

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Saginaw, Michigan - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing. The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.

Re: Man Caught Performing Sex Act With Vacuum

  • That's um....interesting. Yikes!
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  • DH sent me the link to the article...I thought he was sending me a link to a new vacuum cleaner because we need one.  But NOPE, it was this gym of a news article.
  • One of the more disturbing laws of humanity is this: if it exists, someone's had (or tried to have) sex with it. Which is why I find that new Quizno's ad with the guy and the oven kind of disturbing.

    (The corollary, by the way, is "If it exists, there's porn of it." And this is probably true even of Quizno's dude and the oven by now.)

  • I haven't seen the Quizno's commercial that you speak of...what happens??
  • thats like the episode of nip/tuck where the dude was having a love affair with the couch
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