So I can't claim these as my own, my girlfriend called me last night to tell me about these two gems!
Customer: How far along are you?
Friend: 23 Weeks
Customer: Oh really? My DIL lost her baby at 23 weeks..just when you think you are in the clear.
Really? And then.
HR Manager: You know, most men that commit adultery do so when their wives are pregnant.
Priceless, I don't even know how to respond to either of them.
Re: Two 'winner' pg comments!