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s/o: 2 morning after pill stories (Not me, i've never taken it.)
1. While in college I had a roommate and it was summertime and her summer job had her working 12 hour shifts 3-4 days in a row. Well, night before she started her 3-4 days in a row, she double dipped with an ex-boyfriend...one of those run into each other and one thing leads to another. Soo, she freaked out because she was scared of what might happen but she had no way of getting into Planned Parenthood, because at that time, you couldn't get it over the counter. Since she would be working the next 3-4 days in a row, by the time she could go, it would be too late..... So I offered to go for her. I used my alibi (Madison Blackwell) and made up a story about a one night stand and whatever.....anyways, they give me the pills and ask me to sign a form and I signed my real name (I SUCK, big time at lying....like mrscolleton2b bad at it). The girl takes the form back, looks at it, and stares for a long time....that's when I realized what I did. I couldn't get out of there fast enough. My roommate was forever greatful.
2. I just heard this story about a co-irker....she is the type who does whatever is trendy but not because she herself is a trendy person, but a big follower...for example she is going through a vegetarian phase....I call it a phase because I'm sure in a few weeks she will be eating meat again...and if you go to lunch with her, she makes a big production of asking teh waiter/waitress "What do you have that is vegetarian???" as if she couldn't figure it out herself....ANYWAYS...one of her last trends was to date guys with tattoos...so she went on a date with this bartender who didn't have a car, so she had to pick him up...then she made him drive because she thinks boys should drive....and she wouldn't tell him directions to the restaurant because she thinks he should have known...(making a long story longer...sorry, but its funny stuff). Anyways, they end up back at HER place because he was living with his grandma....then he had trouble performing because he is diabetic and was having low blood sugar, so she gave him a pop...they got it on, not once, but twice and he left. Well, she later panicked that they hadn't used birth control (HELLO!!! YOU went and got him a pop, but didn't take the time to find a condom?????? IDIOT)...so she called around and found a place that sold the morning after pill for $37.95. So she says "I think I'll call John and tell him he owes me $20.00 for this. I think I can get away with charging him a little more than half since he had to drive my car and use my gas...plus I had to give him a can of my pop." 
She was dead serious too..and wonders why she isn't in a longer relationship than a one night stand here and there.......
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Re: s/o: 2 morning after pill stories (Not me, i've never taken it.)
I would have done the same for my roommate if she needed me to. Funny that you forgot about your fake name!
Liam is 5!
1. You're a good friend! LOL
2. Wow. Is that for real??
LOL. I am the worst liar on the face of the earth as well, which is part of why I never lie. That and an incredibly overactive guilty conscience.
I had to take it twice when I was living in Greece in 1997 within two weeks. My then-boyfriend must have had some expired condoms or something, because we had TWO break. I have never, ever had so many pimples in my entire life. And I had acne problems as a teenager. It was horrific. There seriously wasn't a square inch of skin on my face that was unaffected.
Of course I also delivered a paper at a conference at that time, pizza face and all, AND met my BF's drop-dead gorgeous ex. It was a nightmare.
Alex (11/14/06) and Nate (5/25/10)
"Want what you have, do what you can, be who you are." - Rev. Forrest Church
oh dander... your first story makes me miss my old roommate..that is SO a situation we would have been in. except we always used Madonna as an alias- it never would have flown in that situation.
your second story made me laugh out loud- that is quality stuff- I want work with this person...If I picked up anon driving diabetic grandma livin' flacid weinered bartender, I'd have to just drop him off at the nearest bus stop. Not fetch him a soda and try harder...
yeah, so would most NORMAL people. (and I totally laughed out loud while reading this...)..but now she can brag about bopping a tattoo covered bartender (that's the part she focuses on).
I could not agree more! Stories like that make me miss co-irkers.
DD #2 - 03.13