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i am watching my county's televised 'bulletin board'

Miss.ModularMiss.Modular member
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you know the ones that have really bad fonts and elevator music alerting you to the happenings around town?   Anyway, it just showed some catholic ad for 'planning your family the GREEN way'  -- as in natural family planning, but doing it green?  what does this mean?   does it mean you are being green by checking for ewcm and not using pills?   this is a bit of a stretch dont ya think?

 

 

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Re: i am watching my county's televised 'bulletin board'

  • piveypivey member
    Duh! It means you don't shower after...and you don't use any protection of any kind. You also attend church by praying with the nuns on TV instead of wasting gas and burning fossil fuels...
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  • Miss.ModularMiss.Modular member

    i guess douching with pepsi-as-birth-control is out the window now!

     

     

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  • piveypivey member
    LOL damn! What if it is clear pepsi?
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  • Miss.ModularMiss.Modular member
    i really remember hearing about this in high school sex ed.  they said "don't douche with soda as birth control"  i never forgot it!
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  • piveypivey member
    I think pop rocks work better anyway...
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  • Geekchick921Geekchick921 member

    imagepivey:
    I think pop rocks work better anyway...

    That's gotta be one weird sensation!

    And definitely don't douche with poprocks AND soda... your uterus will explode!

    Wife, mom, Ob/Gyn resident
    Sarah - 12/23/2008
    Alex - 9/30/2011

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    "I say embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life is too short to be cool." - Shirley Manson, Garbage
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