A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast is hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, ?Ma?am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure??
She says, ?Why, Officer??
?Because your breast is hanging out.?
She looks down and says, ?OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!?
Re: S/O BF joke...(Blondes please don't be offended)
Bwahaahaha. If it makes you feel any better, my mom is blonde. Yes folks she is blonde Mexican. That is the Spanish part of the Mexican coming out.
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