Arizona can smoke my pole

christykell · March 2009

It's effing 90 degrees out and the bugs and lizards have decided that it's time to come out in full force. And I'm fighting with myself to not turn on the AC in my house. Flame away cold weather girls, it's all fun and games until you see a scorpion in your house.

christykell · March 2009

kdodge423:
I had a praying mantis in my house once- that was freaky enough.

Jesus, I'd die.

ccbanana · March 2009

My brother was just complaining about this an hour ago - he lives in Mesa.

Even though I am sick sick sick of the winter, I do feel for ya. Those desert bugs freak me the eff out!

fanni717 · March 2009

christykell:
It's effing 90 degrees out and the bugs and lizards have decided that it's time to come out in full force. And I'm fighting with myself to not turn on the AC in my house. Flame away cold weather girls, it's all fun and games until you see a scorpion in your house.

you had a scorpion in your house? ?I would crap my pants! ? I freak out when lady bugs and flies invade the ?west side of our house!

christykell · March 2009

kdodge423:
christykell:

kdodge423:
I had a praying mantis in my house once- that was freaky enough.

Jesus, I'd die.

Yeah, did you know those fukcers can fly? Becuase I didn't until then.

OH HELL NO THEY CAN'T! Really? That's straight evil

skinnursemandee · March 2009

My AC is on already! Its Palmetto Bug season here.. You dont want one of these fuccckers flying around your house.

christykell · March 2009

fanni717:

christykell:
It's effing 90 degrees out and the bugs and lizards have decided that it's time to come out in full force. And I'm fighting with myself to not turn on the AC in my house. Flame away cold weather girls, it's all fun and games until you see a scorpion in your house.

you had a scorpion in your house? I would crap my pants! I freak out when lady bugs and flies invade the west side of our house!

Oh girl that's not even the worst of it. 3 years ago I lived in a condo in a neighborhood notorious for scorpions. One night my gf stayed over and we both slept in my bed...well about an hour after we passed out she woke up screaming and sure enough, a scorp crawled in the bed and stung her.

christykell · March 2009

Mandee....I hate you.

Nightmares for sure now.

skinnursemandee · March 2009

HElllo this is why we do not open our windows spring/summer!! And I seal off the fire place.

Lexi0402 · March 2009

skinnursemandee:
My AC is on already! Its Palmetto Bug season here.. You dont want one of these fuccckers flying around your house.

I won't sleep now.

lyse2143 · March 2009

::crosses Christykell's name off the list of GPers I'd like to visit::

Ok well that sucks.

fanni717 · March 2009

OMG ?xanax time...don't know how else I will fall asleep. ?(JK, BTW)

ccbanana · March 2009

I might think twice about moving out of the city after reading these... and mandee holy crap that pic.

christykell · March 2009

lyse2143:

::crosses Christykell's name off the list of GPers I'd like to visit::

Ok well that sucks.

Why do you think i like to drink so much? When you're drunk you don't care as much!

lyse2143 · March 2009

Girl, let me help you! Beer

jshay778 · March 2009

I hate critters and bugs. Ewwwww.

sare_bear · March 2009

skinnursemandee:

My AC is on already! Its Palmetto Bug season here.. You dont want one of these fuccckers flying around your house.

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

fanni717 · March 2009

christykell:
lyse2143:

::crosses Christykell's name off the list of GPers I'd like to visit::
Ok well that sucks.
Why do you think i like to drink so much? When you're drunk you don't care as much!

?

hence, the xanax?

kristen6 · March 2009

This post scares the crap out of me. ?I get freaked out by little spiders.

fanni717 · March 2009

skinnursemandee:
My AC is on already! Its Palmetto Bug season here.. You dont want one of these fuccckers flying around your house.
?

?

I lived in the Bronx for over three years and I have seen bugs comparable....but holy s**t , I would move!

juietbride · March 2009

LOL, that is something I don't miss at all about living in the desert. *shivers* ahh scorpions.

firewife9278 · March 2009

christykell:
It's effing 90 degrees out and the bugs and lizards have decided that it's time to come out in full force. And I'm fighting with myself to not turn on the AC in my house. Flame away cold weather girls, it's all fun and games until you see a scorpion in your house.

I'll keep my 34* instead! YIKES!!

hollybabe · March 2009

I choked on my Aquafina at "Arizona can smoke my pole." Awesome.

sagittmama · March 2009

I can totally relate with that. As far as the scorpion... I got stung visiting a friends house. Somehow one crawled up my pants and stung me like 4 inches away from my vajaynah. I was sooo numb that I couldn't feel a thing during sex. It was weird, I tell you...

Mrs.Andreazza · March 2009

skinnursemandee:
My AC is on already! Its Palmetto Bug season here.. You dont want one of these fuccckers flying around your house.

::shiver:: I'm so glad I didn't see this last night. That is just frickin' disgusting. That and scorpions......I think i would die...

nj_nester · March 2009

I'd pay some serious cash for 90 degrees right now, instead of the SNOW we got here this morning on the first day of Spring. Super Angry

HOWEVER, I'd take a foot of snow right now over scorpions! I think I'd run through mid-air if I saw one of those. Although I'm not a good gauge...I've been known to send out blood-curdling screams when realizing I was standing in a swarm of...wait for it....ants.

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