3rd Trimester

I just had to pull a straw out of my dog's butt

O. M. G.

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I'm sitting on the floor with my computer in my lap and my Micky Ds sweet tea next to me. My dog started going crazy bc he saw a cat outside, and as part of his "craziness routine" he came and sat RIGHT next to and up against me (he does this when he needs love or to tell me something).

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Well, he perched his 70lb. a$$ on my sweet tea, so I went to push him away from it to avoid a mess and the straw came up when he did!

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The straw, was like half an inch, UP HIS BUTT. HAHAHAH!!!! He stood up and pulled it out of the cup! Where the hell is a camera when I need one?! ?I have NEVER laughed this hard!!!

Re: I just had to pull a straw out of my dog's butt

  • Oh geez. That reminds me of the time DH's dog was trying to poop out a piece of string. He kept looking to me for help but I told him, buddy, I don't know you well enough to pull it out for you. He worked it out on his own, though.
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  • Lol, I thought he ate it and it passed! i've had to pull stuff out of my dog's butt after she digests it. It's not fun. But on the bright side, there is nothing the baby can do that will gross me out any more than the dogs have!
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  • HAHAHA I can totally see that. I have had to pull out my undies out of my dog's asssss.  When he was little, he loved to eat my underwear (gross, I know and it got expensive).  Sometimes he was able to poop them all the way out and sometimes he needed help.

    I think he was just preparing me for this baby!!!!

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  • *belly laughs*  That's a hoot!!
  • HAHAHAHAH LMAO!!

    A few years ago my Mom was laying on her bed and she got a pencil stuck in her butt crack! It was SO hilarious! And you NEVER have a camera when you really need it!

  • I am so glad you find it funny, too, because I am LMAO!
  • Too Funny! 

    A few months back my sister's dog had a dingle berry and she used a stick to help the poor thing out.  I was cracking up....

    So far my Stormy hasn't had that, or not that I've seen.  My belly hurts from laughing so hard.... 

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    HAHAHAHAH LMAO!!

    A few years ago my Mom was laying on her bed and she got a pencil stuck in her butt crack! It was SO hilarious! And you NEVER have a camera when you really need it!

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    Oh my god, I am laughing sooo hard!! Hahahahahaha!?

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  • HHAHAHAHAHA! That is the greatest story ever! What are the chances?!?! LOL!
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  • LITERALLY LOL at this! The mental picture alone is worth 1000 words.
  • HOLY CRAP!!!!! at first i read that you had to pull straw, as in hay, then i realized u meant A straw.  seriously, the title had me in tears!  now i'm laughing so hard i can barely breathe & am making weird raspy noises!

     That is FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    thank you for the laugh.  ; o )

  • LMFAO thanks i needed a good laugh
  • LOL!!! That is too funny! Would have made for a funny a$$ picture though!
  • I literally LOL at that one!  My kids turned around and probably think I am crazy.  Gotta start keeping that camera handy!
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