Dear Coirker,

Mainer-in-Texas · February 2009

Every week I bring in a wheel of Laughing Cow Light cheese and put it in the fridge so I can have my afternoon snack all week. My snack consists of TWO wedges of cheese on crackers. There are a total of EIGHT wedges in a pack, which means I have enough cheese for FOUR days. This is MY snack, not yours, so, in the name of all that is decent, would you please stop asking me if you can have one?? You make me look like a biitch if I say "no", but I run out of snacks for the week if I say "yes." I don't go grocery shopping for people in the office. Bring in your own damn cheese if you want some.

Sincerely,

Your extremely irritable coworker