1st Trimester

Cramps after orgasm? Anyone want to commiserate?

So Mother Nature's lastest trick is giving me the sex drive of a 17 year old boy and then punishing me with cramps as soon as I reach the end of my journey.

30 secs of O = 2 hours of dull ache.

Sigh.

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Re: Cramps after orgasm? Anyone want to commiserate?

  • I had that a few days ago, but we switched up positions last night and I feel like a new woman.
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  • Oh yeah...and a big Yes on using the big-girl word commiserate.
  • What's this sex thing you speak of? I vaguely recall some sort of activity that is responsible for my current state of distended belly.

    Thank goodness for Sleepgasms though. ?

  • Wow. I look fwd to the days I can stand the thought of sex.. Ugh.

    Poor Mr. =( LOL

     

    But yest I attacked  him early on before the fatigue and barfies could take effect so I didnt have to feel bad. LOL and afterwards,  Yes,.. I did have a lil crampage. Esp on the one side. It sucks but not nearly as bad as yours.. sorry.

  • Thanks, hon. ?I can always count on you.

    I am intrigued by this switching up thing. ?Considering it's been rodeo week at the Mr & Mrs Gigi home, I wonder if staying in one place would help...?

  • I love reading these boards cause I love knowing I'm not the only one =) I had the same exact thing happen. But like PP said, once you change up positions you're good to go. Also, my DH could not stop mentioning the Knocked Up sex scene after it was done - he was also scared the baby would get hit in the face with his, ahem, penis.
  • YES. I was actually irrationally worried I'd done something really bad to the kid. I don't have much of a drive these days so I was thinking it was my body's way of telling me "See? There's a reason you don't want this right now." Then I was imagining the conversation with my doctor ...

  • imageHeyyRed:

    What's this sex thing you speak of? I vaguely recall some sort of activity that is responsible for my current state of distended belly.

    Thank goodness for Sleepgasms though.  

    I'm convinced that you get one or the other.  Personally, I'd like both but I can see it's not gonna happen.

  • Seriously it's one of the most remarkable experiences I've ever had. It was such a shock that when I woke up I was beyond a tad freaked out.
  • DH pouted when I explained sleepgasms to him.  I felt the need at that point to remind him of his days of puberty and the wonders of nocturnal emissions.
  • imagetaelir:
    imageHeyyRed:

    What's this sex thing you speak of? I vaguely recall some sort of activity that is responsible for my current state of distended belly.

    Thank goodness for Sleepgasms though. ?

    I'm convinced that you get one or the other.? Personally, I'd like both but I can see it's not gonna happen.

    You are incorrect, my dear. ?I have both. ?The sleepgasms were replaced with 5-6 dreams about birthing a girl and one about birthing a fish (?!?!?!) last night, but for the most part, they've been around since about 6 weeks.?

  • imageHeyyRed:

    What's this sex thing you speak of? I vaguely recall some sort of activity that is responsible for my current state of distended belly.

    I am with Red. I would love to sex up my DH but my nightly bedtime of 8/830 is ruining everything..

    Maybe this weekend?? 

  • imagewindycitygigi:
    imagetaelir:
    imageHeyyRed:

    What's this sex thing you speak of? I vaguely recall some sort of activity that is responsible for my current state of distended belly.

    Thank goodness for Sleepgasms though.  

    I'm convinced that you get one or the other.  Personally, I'd like both but I can see it's not gonna happen.

    You are incorrect, my dear.  I have both.  The sleepgasms were replaced with 5-6 dreams about birthing a girl and one about birthing a fish (?!?!?!) last night, but for the most part, they've been around since about 6 weeks. 

    I can no longer speak to you.  It hurts my heart that mother nature has decided NOT to bless me with this wonderful, wonderful gift.


  • Did you have them with your daughter? ?Maybe try sexing up DH before you go to sleep? ?There's always porn.

    You know, mine started after I switched my prenatal time to before bed instead of in the morning. ?I wonder if that has something to do with it??

  • imageMrsBro6116:
    imageHeyyRed:

    What's this sex thing you speak of? I vaguely recall some sort of activity that is responsible for my current state of distended belly.

    I am with Red. I would love to sex up my DH but my nightly bedtime of 8/830 is ruining everything..

    Maybe this weekend?? 

     

    Wow. We have the same bedtime. hahaha.. and my poor Mr too. Its why I attack him AS SOON as I get home.. ((might I suggest it to you)) It isnt exactly what I call romantic but he isnt complaining.. lol

  • imagewindycitygigi:

    Did you have them with your daughter?  Maybe try sexing up DH before you go to sleep?  There's always porn.

    You know, mine started after I switched my prenatal time to before bed instead of in the morning.  I wonder if that has something to do with it? 

    I've never had one.  I believe I'm just destined not to.

     

  • imagetaelir:
    imagewindycitygigi:

    Did you have them with your daughter? ?Maybe try sexing up DH before you go to sleep? ?There's always porn.

    You know, mine started after I switched my prenatal time to before bed instead of in the morning. ?I wonder if that has something to do with it??

    I've never had one.? I believe I'm just destined not to.

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    That makes me sad.

    And HA! You're still talking to me. ?That didn't last long.?

  • imagetaelir:
    imagewindycitygigi:

    Did you have them with your daughter? ?Maybe try sexing up DH before you go to sleep? ?There's always porn.

    You know, mine started after I switched my prenatal time to before bed instead of in the morning. ?I wonder if that has something to do with it??

    I've never had one.? I believe I'm just destined not to.

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    Sadness, taelir, really! ?You're missing out. :(?

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