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Oh snarkers, here's a bone for ya.
So a little background:
There was a girl on the Chicago Board that we used to flame like it was a farking sport.
It was ENDLESS. Some examples: ?I'm getting married on Valentines day, why are flowers so expensive? ?Where on the Mag Mile in Downtown Chicago can I have a wedding reception for 200 for under $5K? ?
There were at the LEAST 150 posts about DIY invites.
But the flames never get to her. ?She just keeps posting away, blistfully ignorant that she is getting mocked. ?
The good news? ?She's married now (for all of 4 days) and has decided to procreate.
Her very first bump post:
https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/11152162.aspx
Oh, and she's serious. ?She is not feigning the ignorance. ?She really is how she is. ?The Chicago boards used to rival the national wedding boards for snarkey, but my God, she aint seen nothin yet. ?BOTB, here she comes.?
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Re: Oh snarkers, here's a bone for ya.
OH MY GOD, she's real??
I totally thought she was a troll when my BOTB girls pointed this out earlier.?
Dear God,
Please let her get pregnant once I am out of first tri....cuz that stupidity will truly put me over the edge.
Ditto!
No, she is not an AE.
She is VERY VERY REAL.
He old screen name is Mitchelk. ?I am her FB friend for one reason and one reason only: I can't wait to mock her wedding picture. ?There is a whole group of Chicago women salivating at the thought of the pro-pics.
We sent her packing once on the Chicago board and she came back three days later under a new name.
We called her out, and get this, she admitted it, apologized and came back as the original.
?
This made me spit all over the screen.
I really don't know how Darwinism hasn't taken her out already. ?She's posted some things about her DH that make me think they are two peas in a pod. ?
You know, they'll probably get pregnant on the first try and end up with 4 under 4. ?Because, you know, that's how the universe seems to roll.?
Me too! Please reply to her post...pretty please!
Oh sweet cheese, that girl made my head scream.?
Oh no, she's oblivious.?
She will quote you back and say "huh? I don't understand. ?Is this for real?"
She's never even attempted a snark and fail.
Her e-feelings, however, can sometimes be a little fragile. ??
L.O.L.
Matthew Kevin
7/31/83-7/20/11
Met 1/8/00
Engaged 4/21/06
Married 9/29/07
Two beautiful legacies: Noah Matthew (2 yrs) and Chloe Marcella (8 mos)
Day Three
Her other two posts on the board, lmao
https://community.thenestbaby.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/11063444.aspx
https://community.thenestbaby.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/11063864.aspx?
This made my night
Poor girl
I hope for all of our sakes that we're on the 2nd Tri board - or heck, even the 3rd Tri board - before she is successful.
Wow. ?Just wow.?
Better hope for once you are 6 months along because if not she will be on the 0-6 month board with you asking whether she can let her 2 week old cry it out or give her rice cereal to help her sleep through the night.