what I don't understand about you people *un-pc

BostonGayGal · February 2009

1) kissing a sand paper face voluntarily2) finding anything that wears tighty whities or leaves streak marks remotely attractive3) chest hair4) back hair5) sex that squirts (and really anything to do with organic penises - eww)?(I am noticing that a large part of my being gay is actually an aversion to body hair, though the last one is really the deal breaker. ?Huh?)?* most of my thoughts are not pc and very little of what I say is worth taking at all seriously. ?If you find what I say offensive, try saying it as a joke because that is how it is probably intended. If it is still offensive, fluck off and try taking yourself less seriously.

Penelope Drake · February 2009

LOL at "organic" !

leslie13510 · February 2009

I remember you from waaaay back in my lurking days. I found you freaking hilarious then, and I'm glad you came back!

I completely agree with you on 1-4. DH does not fit any of those categories thankfully. As for 5... I like the penis. Squirts and all.

LucyAnnie · February 2009

I love the feeling of my husbands scruffy face against mine. I remember when we first started dating, I would get like a rugburn type thing on my chin. NOT attractive.

My husband has maybe 8 chest hairs I do not like chest hairs.

Nor does he have back hair

I hate the oozy stuff after sex. Not a fan of it.

::on the flip side, I can come up with a few questions about lesbian sex, but too afraid to ask them::

SweetSpikette · February 2009

lol

when i was reading # 2 i kept reading "stretch marks" instead of "streak marks" ... lol... where is my head?

#5 - well, this is how i feel about vaginas. ewww.
i can deal with my own but no one else's.

idkmybffk8 · February 2009

LOL, I have a problem with 1-4. However, I like the penis.

1. h is shaved

2. he wears boxer briefs and is a wipe-o-holic (lol)

3. Very little hair on his chest

4. No back hair (thank god!)

BostonGayGal · February 2009

Go for it. ?Though, I would not qualify as an expert . . .?

StephanieBride1 · February 2009

I spph BGG!

If DH had back hair he wouldn't be DH blech.

LucyAnnie · February 2009

Okay so maybe this is just me being nieve (sp?) and what not, but does sex take twice as long since both of you would need/want to O? Now granted not all of the time I O with my husband but a lot of the time its around the same time.

And if you don't O at the same time, do you like take turns on who pleasures who?

BostonGayGal · February 2009

LucyAnnie:
Okay so maybe this is just me being nieve (sp?) and what not, but does sex take twice as long since both of you would need/want to O?? Now granted not all of the time I O with my husband but a lot of the time its around the same time.?
And if you don't O at the same time, do you like take turns?on who pleasures who??

mmm . . . take turns because simultaneous O's are few and far between. ?Is any sex that takes more than 14 minutes 'twice as long'? I would say it ranges between 23:42 and 54:21, though before-work-quickies occur even though only one may O, and marathon sessions with 'accouterments' ?may take longer. ?There are a LOT of multiple O's amongst us lesbians because we know what we are doing. Yes, turns are taken, but being a true femme, I prefer to come second so that I can relax.

emiliemadison · February 2009

LOL!!! Sometimes I wonder about these things myself...

1) I LOVE the look of 5 o'clock shadows, but the stubble burn is often not worth it...

2) I agree with you 100% on this. NOTHING remotely attractive about tighty whities or steaks. Which is why DH doesnt wear them or leave them

3) I like it...I know, I know. I'm a freaky hetero!

4) DO NOT like it...DH doesnt have it and if he did I'd probably insist on waxing

5) The sqirting actually freaks me out, which is why condoms (which I hate, btw) and finishing inside are best. Penises (peni??) are weird in general...?

LucyAnnie · February 2009

BostonGayGal:
LucyAnnie:

Okay so maybe this is just me being nieve (sp?) and what not, but does sex take twice as long since both of you would need/want to O? Now granted not all of the time I O with my husband but a lot of the time its around the same time.

And if you don't O at the same time, do you like take turns on who pleasures who?

mmm . . . take turns because simultaneous O's are few and far between. Is any sex that takes more than 14 minutes 'twice as long'? I would say it ranges between 23:42 and 54:21, though before-work-quickies occur even though only one may O, and marathon sessions with 'accouterments' may take longer. There are a LOT of multiple O's amongst us lesbians because we know what we are doing. Yes, turns are taken, but being a true femme, I prefer to come second so that I can relax.

Thanks! Now I feel even more worldly. LOL!!!

Maybe this has been done, but I think there needs to be a book written by lesbians/bisexuals on how to please a woman and market that to men. Sometimes men just don't get it

oh-zysbaby · February 2009

hahahahaha, you're killing me.

DH is hairy, I'll admit it. On any other man it would disgust me, but I love my husband.

BlairWaldorf · February 2009

::dies at organic penises::

I have heard tales of people vomiting at the sight of spooge. ?lolz.?

weelass24 · February 2009

BostonGayGal:
Yes, turns are taken, but being a true femme, I prefer to come second so that I can relax.

Amen!

idkmybffk8 · February 2009

BostonGayGal:
I would say it ranges between 23:42 and 54:21

omg... LOL

lo45fd98wq32 · February 2009

oh-zysbaby:

hahahahaha, you're killing me.

DH is hairy, I'll admit it. On any other man it would disgust me, but I love my husband.

I am posting and running, but I must ditto Ozy. Dh's hair doesn't bother me in the least. I love him so I love all of him. It has never grossed me out at all, but I am sure it would on any other guy!

Pathrell · February 2009

hahhahaha this is great!

1) I rather like facial hair. DH changes his moustache/beard situation often, and I love it

2) DH is a clean freak and wears boxers if he wears any at all.

3) I like only a little chest hair. Manly, but not gross

4) Agreed. Amazingly, for being half armenian, hubby has no back hair

5) I rather like "squirty sex" and have also seen my share of vaginas, some of them are less attractive then some of the penii I have seen. and some of the "non-organic" penii are rather terrifying!

I also know a number of women with more body hair then some of my guy friends *shudder*... AND there is porn dedicated to women who "squirt". Female fluids, but extra sloppy nonetheless.

BostonGayGal · February 2009

Where are these 300 people and why aren't they posting? This board would be hopping if you de-lurked!Seriously, that is freaky. Not sure I would have said what I did if I realized how many people were reading. I really hope I didn't offend anyone; I am just bored and avoiding my work. Lesson learned (at least for the moment). But no, I will not dd.

idkmybffk8 · February 2009

BostonGayGal:
Where are these 300 people and why aren't they posting? This board would be hopping if you de-lurked!Seriously, that is freaky. Not sure I would have said what I did if I realized how many people were reading. I really hope I didn't offend anyone; I am just bored and avoiding my work. Lesson learned (at least for the moment). But no, I will not dd.

Honestly, I think some people are maybe bothered by a lesbian on the board? Or curious maybe? You should feel lucky, lol, you're like the train wreck that everyone has to stare at.

Manalyzer · February 2009

This shiit cracks me up! I am in love with you now.

lmao @ "Sex that squirts"

msmichelleh · February 2009

I love my husband's sand paper face.

I don't understand how you could be with someone who bleeds out of their orifice for 5 days at a time.

SwissPrincessBride · February 2009

Ok, you caught me, I shall quit lurking and post

My DH keeps his chin strap a nice length so it doesn't look bad and doesn't scratch me. As for body hair, well he is a very hairy guy but he shaves it all so I never really deal with it. Thankfully he does not wear tighty whiteys. Ew. And he is very clean so I never deal with streak marks when I do the laundry. And I love his penis squirts and all!

Megan62207 · February 2009

this is by far the most entertaining post I've read.. fantastic job, lol.

Mrs. TLC · February 2009

ok... i'll come out of the shadows too!

I hate DH's facial hair (makes me feel like i'm kissing my father, but i think that's a whole-nother therapy session waiting to happen).. DH does have chest hair but i find it manly and attractive. as for streak-marks and tighty whities, my DH is boxers all the way.... and ::confession:: he has me shave his back.... only thing im not a big fan of is a hairy butt (but my DH is italian. so it comes with the territory... i'll take it since it comes with more, well-endowed attributes :-)

I rather like the penis, although i am not a fan of the squirting either....

and btw in response to a previous post speculating as to why there are so many views , i surely hope that no one on this board has a problem with a lesbian on the board.... i don't see what your sexual orientation has anything to do with -- i'm glad you feel welcome enough here to post this!!!!!!!! keep 'em coming, you might actually get me to come out of the shadows more often :-)

DameHazzard · February 2009

1) Mine keeps the face clean shaven if he wants any kissing
2) LOL - no tidy whities, but I do make him wear man thong underwear on occasion, he has a cute butt! And he does all the laundry, so his streaks are his business
3) Maybe 10 hairs, which I groom if they go too wild. I can't stand the chia pet lok
4) Very little body hair beyond the thatch, the Native American blood keeps it smooth
5) I like the penis. I probably play with it more than he ever did. Usually when I'm bored, only rarely resulting in sex. It's kind like a hairless cat, all warm and smooth --- only legless My turn ---- Lesbian version of above questions. I have gay and bisexual male and female family & friends, but I just can't quite bring myself to understand:1) make out with a sand paper snatch voluntarily
2) women are more likely to want their salad tossed. Sorry but tuckus-lingus is not on my menu Ick!

3) deal with errant chin / mustache hairs where there should be none
4) dykes that grow serious armpit hair (and serious BO funk!)
5) chicks that may be less than clean and have funky gunk in the crotch, or worse nasty betches that lie about their period and you only find out once you've started going to town [happened to a friend of mine]

WinsyWade · February 2009

Yeah, you'd be totally grossed out by my husband, lol. He is the hairiest man alive!

But I see your point. Women are naturally much more beautiful creatures compared to men. I've never been attracted to women in a sexual way (except for a few raunchy dreams I've had) but I can appreciate all of our beauty (at any size, shape, etc) as a sex.

Employee of the Month · February 2009

BostonGayGal:

3) chest hair4) back hair

One of my friends used to talk about how she dreamed about shaving her now-ex husband's back hair while he was sleeping.

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