The ILs have found something new to be on my case about. So far it's been don't bend from the waist or you'll strangle the baby, don't climb a ladder or even a stepstool or you'll fall and miscarry, don't mop your floor because bending over the mop can harm the baby...you get the picture.
So the latest: don't paint the nursery because the fumes will kill the baby, or at least give it some kind of mental problem. Make someone else do it for you, like your mom. THEY didn't offer to do it for me -- they just say I should make my mom do it. Forget asking my DH to do it, and definitely don't do it myself or even go into the room while it's being done cuz, ya know, paint kills fetuses. Ugh. Crazies.
Re: And they're off!