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3rd Trimester
My parking lot revenge - I wrote on his car!
Here's a story for you.
I go to Shoprite last night after a pretty crazy day at work. Im not in the best of moods... that should warn you right off the bat.
My Shoprite has one section of the lot that is a oneway because of the steep angle to go into that row. That row however, row has the best spots. So, I see a spot that is open two cars in and I want it. So I take the long loop around, only to find myself face to face with another car that decided to go thru the oneway and take the spot I've been eyeing! 
So, I do what any rash woman would do and I accelerated the car as he attempted to get in and gave him a long loud honk! Of course, he was oblivious to my rage as I stopped behind his car all the while honking and as I did this, another car went thru the oneway and I glared at him and gave him the finger... so guy no. 1 thought maybe that I was pissed at car no. 2 and ignored me... who knows.
So, here I am dealing with two f-n morons (yes, both male). So, I have to loop all the way around because Im in confrontation mood and I wanted to tell that son-of-*** off! But I didnt make it, the parking stealer was already to the door before I got out of my truck.
So what did I do??? I took my son's marker, some post-it-notes, and wrote "You went thru a one way assh*le and took my spot! I know you saw/heard me!" I went to his car and put the notes on his driver side window. Not satisfied with my actions... I took the marker and wrote J E R K really big ON HIS window around my post-it-notes.
Needless to say, I was shaking like a leaf and went in to do my shopping, when I was done, said jerk hadnt come out yet, and my notes were still attached to his car.
Revenge, sweet, sweet revenge. I did not however, get the second car that went thru the oneway... I didnt know where he parked, so I couldnt get to him.
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Re: My parking lot revenge - I wrote on his car!
Holy cr@p!
Eh... it wasnt a sharpie... it was one of those fruity scented water based markers... he could easily wash if off with spit.
The point is... he HAD to listen to me. And hopefully, he wont do it again.
LOL!
Dont mess with a pregnant woman who follows the rules.
Would he have gotten a ticket for going thru a oneway? I probably would have taken the heat for defacing his car if he would have gotten a ticket too. Plus, It was a water based marker... nothing some spit couldnt wash off of glass.
you are lucky he didnt press charges of vandalism.
would he get a ticket? Probably not, if the Police didn't see him do it. Your word against his. You left visual evidence.
Water-based marker or not, you still defaced someone's property.
That's the beauty, No one was around (and it was dark)... and the lot doesnt have camera's - I already spoke to the store manager 3x times about the one way (I went to school with him), he told me they had no cameras and no way to get the police to monitor the parking lots because its not their jurisdiction... its private property - so unless he saw me personally deface his car... its still his word against mine.
Oh honey - I watched my back...
Still, I would have taken full responsability. That didnt bother me.
What I really wanted to do was slash his tires. Thank god I didnt have switchblade with me.
you're still stupid.
LOL - Gee thanks!
wow
that is all