"Wow...you just keep getting bigger!" Wth did she think was going to happen? I was going to start getting smaller? I just stared at her. I didn't even have a witty response. Why has being pregnant made me realize how much I dislike other people?
Random people were so rude to me with my last pregnancy..every where i went someone had something to to say. I had polyhydroamniosis so I was measuring full term twins when I was about 36 weeks(only one baby!). One of my coworkers said to me "just when I think you can't get any bigger..you do!!!" Strangers on the street would tell me I was huge and looked like I was going to burst. One of the new people in my office whom I was training said to me his first week "you're huge! when are you due??!" I looked at him very seriously and replied "Oh, I'm not pregnant...I'm just still digesting the last moron who told me I was huge." That shut him up. My all time favorite though...one of the vice presidents for a company that my company did business with came into my office, I was turned with my back to her and when i turned to face her she gasped "oh my g'd, that's just unnatural!". I hated people for a long time after that pregnancy. Ignore them, they're just ignorant.
I had a former patient come into the clinic today and say she wanted to come "see me fat." She then just kind of looked at my belly, pointed and laughed. Thanks lady.
Re: So, my coworker said,
That would have been awesome! lol. I was too busy wondering if she ate paint chips to think of a response.
Ha ha! I love it.