"Pregnant women need their own island"
I don't know if it was waking him up by getting up to pee, or the crying last nght that brought him to this conclusion, but it doesn't sound so bad actually.
A nice warm tropical island with pool boys and fresh fruit everywhere. Floating gracefully through the water instead of waddling. Massages under palapas. Spa treatments every day. Ahhhhhhh.......
Re: DH's first words this morning...
we definitely need visitation rights.
Oh, yes, I think there would need to be extended visits.
Yep, except at some point there was sex involved!
And there will be boys, but only pool boys, cabana boys, towel boys, and massage therapists.
Ha! And he just thought he was banishing the crazy hormonal early morning pee-er.